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Post by Nucky on Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:33 pm

Here is the link to the Babel Fish translator:
http://babelfish.yahoo.com/

Our forum's constitution in English

Mission statement:

This is primarily a forum for highly sensitive people, but all are welcome here in our virtual town.

We believe that all who come here have a right to free expres​sion(within legal bounds and with reasonable respect of others). There must be a balance between free speech and the consideration of the feelings of others. Our virtual town is a place where people can enjoy themselves, laugh, create, engage in stimulating discussion, make friends and get help and emotional support from one another.

Forum Rules:

This forum is a bit different in that the board members will aid in helping to keep this a place that remains friendly to its members.

The administrators and moderators will only take action when things start to get out of control in a dispute and it is clear that the problem will not resolve itself, but only worsen. Depending on the severity of the problem, moderators will first try to resolve things by talking to the affected parties privately. If that doesn’t resolve things or the problem is more severe than that, then moderators or administrators may freeze a thread, set up a “town meeting” in order for members to vote after laying out the problem and some possible solutions. During this time, people involved in a dispute are asked to not talk about it on the forum. If they persist, they may be temporarily banned.

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Please be aware of the fact that the law may require this forum to make available to legal authorities private & personal information that's been entered here. Other than through hacking or other security breaches, that's the only time such information will be released.

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It's not permissible to harass, stalk or threaten anyone on this forum, whether those actions are considered legal or not. We reserve the right to delete such posts without warning, and may contact and/or discipline the poster about such things. This rule isn't limited to posts in the forums, but includes harassment via private messages or any other means facilitated by this forum.

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Translated from English to Spanish, then back to English
Declaration of mission: This is mainly a forum for highly - sensible people, but everything is pleasant here in our virtual city. We think that all that come here have a right to release the expres​sion(within the legal limits and with the reasonable respect to others). It must have a balance between the free speech and the consideration of the sensations of others. Our virtual city is a place where people can enjoy themselves, laugh, create them, hook to the stimulating discussion, do to friendly and secure to the aid and the emotional aid from the one other. Rules of the forum: This forum is a different small piece in that the members of the Council will help in the aid to keep this a place that continues having friendly its members. The administrators and the advisers will take only measures when the things begin to leave control in a conflict and are clear that the problem will not be solved, but only get worse. Following the severity of the problem, the advisory ones first will try to solve things speaking with the affected parties prevailed. If that does not solve things or the problem is more severe than that one, later the advisers or the administrators can congeal a spiral thread, determine a “meeting of city” so that the members vote after presenting/displaying the possible problem and some solutions. During this time, they request the people implied in a conflict not to speak of him in the forum. If they persist, can be prohibited temporarily. There will be exceptions, when the administrators and the advisers take unilateral measures, including bannings, permanent weathers and, and the canceladura of posts. These are for most serious of offenses, such as illegal activities, fishing with spoon bait, flaming, breaking rules of the host, the etc. (it sees the legal rules) legal Rules: He is please conscious the fact that the law it can require this forum to make available & prevailed of the legal authorities; personal information that' s entered here. Except violations of the security that cut or other direct ones, that' s the unique time that such information will be sent. The fixation of the personal information as real names and telephone numbers are a questionable idea in the Internet. Whereas you' re freely to do so for if you choose, members are prohibited to determine the personal information on others to the forums. If the personal information needs to be communicated between the members, does so in private, via private email or messages. It' allowed s not to harass, watchs or threatens to any person in this forum, if those actions are considered legal or no. we reserved the right to suppress such posts without the warning, and we can make contact with enemy with and/or disciplining the poster on such things. This rule isn' t limited posts in the forums, but it includes the harassment via the private messages or any other means facilitated by this forum. The plagiarism and other violations of the rights also reserved are prohibited. People will determine the original work on this forum, and the their rights to that material must be honest. Nobody has the right to distribute to some other ' work of s without the permission. Whereas the fixation of the work with author rights is allowed, the appropriate credit is due to give material' they will clear the creator of s, and such things if it requests it to the creator. We animate to people to discuss the things excite that them. This can include a product or maintain that they have used or they enjoyed and think can be beneficial to others. On the one hand, the posts that are attempts in the sales (except connections to the works original of established members), or the people of the hook in schemes of the pyramid, or something that the administrators and the advisers or the members think is " more than me it would tolerate of my friends" support in danger of the suppression, or fixation. We do not see this forum because a place that will surround the thick commercialization or making publicity. It would take revenge; when the rest of us has had enough, we will let to people know, later we acted.

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Post by Nucky on Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:19 pm

OK, here's a good one: Try the same thing with Greek, and check out what's near the end! Laughing and rolling

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Post by Rivershine on Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:24 pm

English to Chinese to English:

Duty declaration: This is for the high keen people's main forum, but is here which welcome in ours genuine town. We believed here all has the right to release expresses (in legal region and by other reasonable respects). Must have in freedom of speech and other feeling consideration between is balanced. Our genuine town is the people can be happy, smiles, the creation, participates in the stimulation the discussion, becomes friends with from obtains the help and the emotion support place mutually. Forum rule: This forum a little different, because board member will aid in the help retains this will still be in a friendly way to its member's place. The manager and the peacemaker will only take the action, is concerned starts in the dispute to lose the control, and will be the accurate question will not solve itself, but will only worsen. According to question serious, the peacemaker will first try through the private conversation solution matter with the party which affects. If that does not solve the matter or the question compared to that severe, then perhaps the peacemaker or the manager freeze the thread, the hypothesis “the town meeting” can later to vote for the member in the plan question and some possible solution. In this time, the involvement disputes the people to request that does not discuss it at the forum. If they insisted, they temporarily are forbidden perhaps. Will have the exception, when the manager and the peacemaker will take the unilateral action, including bannings, temporary and permanent and post deletion. These are for the most serious attack, for example the illegal activity, revolving, sends the flame, breaks the master rule and so on (to see also legal rule) the legal rule: Perhaps please note the fact law to request this forum to arrange available lawful right private & Individual information that' s is input here. Except that through chops or outside randomly other security loopholes, that' s, when will publish such information. Posts individual information for example real name and the telephone number is in a Internet's suspicious idea. When you' When; Again willfully for you, if you choose, the member so makes post no bills about other individual information at the forum. If individual information needs to transmit between the member, passes the email or the private news that in private. It' Cannot be permitted the s harassment, approaches or threatens anybody secretly at this forum, whether these motions are considered the law. We retain the right to delete such post, does not use the warning, and perhaps with and/or disciplines about such matter's playbill relation. This rule isn' t has limited to at forum's post, but or possesses other methods through this forum the private news which promotes including the harassment. Plagiarizing and other copyright violation also forbid. The people post at this forum's primitive work, and should respect them that material right. Nobody has the right to distribute others ' Permission s work. When copyright protection work contribution permission, must believe suitable material' s creator and such matter, if the creator requests it, will remove. We encourage the human to discuss stimulate their matter. Perhaps this included the product or to serve them to use or has enjoyed and thought that perhaps was advantageous to other. In is the attempt in sales other hands, the post (except primitive work link from establishment member), or thought the hook people in the plan which or the matter to the Pyramid manager and the peacemaker or the member are " More compared to me from mine friends" Will tolerate; Has the dangerous standpoint which deletes or is locked. We do not watch this forum, because the luxuriant commercialism or makes the advertisement, will puzzle place. Warned beforehand; When we have enough, we will tell the human, then motion.
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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:27 am

Thanks Nucky, for remembering our babblefish translation part of the chat last night. The idea originally was to take a good joke, run it through babblefish, then post it a second time.

lol! but those two translations explains alot. It seems our host used something like babblefish to translate their rules from french into english. Suspect It also reads like so many legal documents that come with downloaded products and anything purchased that is electronic these days. scratch

So I am going to fish out a recent joke, and then run it through babblefish now. whee!

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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:31 am

Here's the joke:

Cancel your credit card before you die..........(hilarious!)

Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the exchange :

Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'

Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead? '

Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'

Citibank: 'Excuse me?'

Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'

Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'


Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)

Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given )


After they get the fax :

Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'

Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.'

(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?'

Citibank: 'That might help...'

Family Member: ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'

Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'

Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???'



(Priceless!!)
You wondered why Citi is going broke and need the feds to bail them out!!


Here is the babblefish translation from english to french to english:

Chancel your credit card before you die .......... (hilarious!) Now summons people are really stupid!!!! Be sour and chancel your credit cards before you die. With lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for to their year service loads one her credit card, and added late fairies and interest one the monthly load. The balances had been $0.00 when she died, goal now somewhere around $60.00. With family member placed has cal to Citibank. Young stag is the exchange: Family Member: ' I amndt calling to Tel. you she died back in January.' Citibank: ' The account was never closed and the late fairies and loads still apply.' Family Member: ' Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.' Citibank: ' Since it is two months past had, it already has been.' Family Member: So, what will they C when they find out she is dead? ' Citibank: ' Either carryforward her account to frauds division gold carryforward her to the credit office, maybe both! ' Family Member: ' C you think God will Be mad At her? ' Citibank: ' I excuses? ' Family Member: ' Did you just get what I was telling you - the share butt her being dead? ' Citibank: ' Sir, you' L cuts to speak to my supervisor.' Supervisor gets one the phon: Family Member: ' I' m calling to Tel. you, she died back in January with has $0 balance.' Citibank: ' The account was never closed and late fairies and loads still apply.' Family Member: ' You mean you want to collect from her estate? ' Citibank: (Stammer) ' Are you her lawyer? ' Family Member: ' No, I' m her great nephew.' (Lawyer information was given) Citibank: ' Does Could you fax custom have certificate off death? ' Family Member: ' Sure.' (Fax number was given) After they get the fax: Citibank: ' Our system just isn' T setup for death. I don' T know what more I edge C to help.' Family Member: ' Well, yew you figure it out, great! Yew not, you could just keep billing her. She won' T care.' Citibank: ' Well, the late fairies and loads will still apply.' (What is wrong with thesis people?!?) Family Member: ' Would you like her new billing address? ' Citibank: ' That might help… ' Family Member: ' Odessa Cemetery Memorial, Highway 129, Stud Number 69.' Citibank: ' Sir, that' S.A. cemetery! ' Family Member: ' And what C you C with dead people one your planet??? ' (Priceless!!) You wondered why ISIC is going broke and need the feds to lease them out!!


Okay, I'm looking forward to see what you guys come up with! What a Face

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Post by Nucky on Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:01 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

The "Buffalaxed" lyrics to the above video:

My loony bun is fine Benny Lava
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava
Anybody need this sign? Benny Lava
You need a bun to bite Benny Lava
Have you been high today?
I see the nuns are gay
My brother yelled to me
I love you inside Ed!
My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava
I told a high school girl
I love you inside me
I'd love to see you pee on us tonight
You fill me up with doom
Quit looking up at me!
You got a minute girl?
The puppy had a fee!
Don't think I do love her
We're looking in a pill!
We're looking in a pill!
All of them like the bun!
Now poop on them Oliver!
OOOO DADDY!
Just say it!
You know the hole to put it!
Just sing it!
You love me!
Your pundit got armor!
You send me . . . Offended . . . You know the hole to put it!
Just sing it!
You love me!
Your pundit got armor!
Who put the goat in there?
The yellow goat I ate!
My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
(I like to swim in it)
(I like to swim in his)
(beeeeejaaaaayyy!)
(I like to swim in it)
(I like to swim in his)
(beeeeejaaaaayyy!)
A nerd to punk a nerd.
I'm bleeding Fucking A!
That stuff is pink colored!
Some day I sell DNA!
This boar ain't very cool.
You need a Hindi yew!
Got into seattle.
I'll lay a friend of yours!
I fought a barber man!
We know what's in butter rum!
A jet pack . . . operation . . .
Send him the crazy Hindu!
Whatever! My sadist!
All baked and cooked alive!
I lick you . . . Belinda . . .
The ninja made a movement
Tell Donna . . . No collar . . .
I'll do what body loves!
I put papaya there.
You love me inside there!
My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!
Minor bun engine made Benny Lava!
Anybody need this sign? Benny Lava!
You need a bun to bite Benny Lava!
Have you been high today?
I love you inside me!

English to Chinese Simp to English:
I go crazy the bread roll was happy An Fei he assigns the pill lava small bread roll engine to be peaceful must him to assign pill lava anybody to need this sign? Peaceful must he assigns the pill lava you to need the bread roll to bite peaceful must him to assign the pill lava you are high today? I see the nun am joyful my brother yell to my me to like inside you loving Germany! I go crazy the bread roll is happy An Fei he assigns the pill lava! The small bread roll engine was peaceful must him to assign the pill lava I to tell a high school girl me to love you inside me I' Sees your d to like urinating tonight uses the doom in our you to fill up me to give up looking I! You obtained a minute girl? The puppy has the expense! Don' t thought that I love her We' Looks again in the pill! We' Looks again in the pill! All likes the bread roll! Now their stern foot pedal iron mallet! OOOO daddy! Asked it to say! You knew that the hole invests it! Please sing it! You love me! Your expert obtained the armor! You deliver me…Is offended…. You knew that the hole invests it! Please sing it! You love me! Your expert obtained the armor! Who invested goat there? I eat decadent goat! I go crazy the bread roll is happy An Fei he assigns the pill lava! The small bread roll engine was peaceful must him to assign the pill lava! (I like swimming in it) (I liking swimming in him) (beeeeejaaaaayyy!) (I like swimming in it) (I liking swimming in him) (beeeeejaaaaayyy!) A waste bookworm bookworm. I' m bleeds and sexual intercourse's A! Pink all kinds that material! One day of I sell the deoxyribonucleic acid! This boar ain' Very cool t. You need a north India's yew! Enters Seattle. I' ll lays aside you the friend! I fight with a barber person! We know what' In butter Lamb liquor s! Jet aircraft assembly…Operation…. Delivers him crazy India! Anything! My cruel erotomania! All has baked, and cooked has lived! I lick you… Belinda…. ninja made the movement to tell Donna…. Without the collar…. I' ll makes any bodily love! I invested papaya there. You love inside me there! I go crazy the bread roll is happy An Fei he assigns the pill lava! The small bread roll engine was peaceful must him to assign the pill lava! Anybody needs this sign? Peaceful must he assigns the pill lava! You need the bread roll to bite peaceful must him to assign the pill lava! You are high today? I love you inside me!

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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:06 am

Start with hopelessy fractured english and then fracture it some more.... whee!

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Post by Nucky on Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:05 am

This one has even more languages to play around with:
http://free-translation.imtranslator.net/default.asp?loc=en&ldr=en_sv

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Post by lula may on Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:35 am

Can I do it with famous speeches? Please? Please? English to Japanese and back. I'm gettin more! Guess it! Guess it!


The score of thing four which is the same where all people were drawn up and 7 years ago this continent, it is brought up with new nation, it is free and our fathers who are imagined, and are lifted up to proposition. This time as for us, the nation or nation therefore it is imagined, so being lifted up, it can withstand long, whether or not it tests you engage in the large civil war. We meet at the battlefield where the war is large. As for us lifting up the part of the field, as an area of death for the person who gives their lives perhaps here that the nation which lives it came. We to should do this, it is appropriate and appropriate altogether.
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Post by Nucky on Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:38 am

Gettysburg address.

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Post by lula may on Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:41 am

Sweet Nucky! Exactly.
I did it again! They have a theme . . . or they did to start with. English to Japanese and back again.

As for me 1 days governor' It possesses the Alabama state dream; The lip of s the girl of the small black boy and it is black and the girl it is white and in a state where walking together it can connect word of intervention and presently and cancels and deforms the hand where the boy of the small white has been attached as sisters and a sibling, it has dripped. I today possess dream. I the thing dream whose 1 day all valley is noble, possess all hills, you can do the rough place where the mountain is made low speed, clearly, you can do the place where it bends straightly, the glory of the main thing makes clear, all meats look at that together. This is our desires. This is the reliance to which I return to south. We the desired stone are cut off from the mountain of despair by this reliance. We can deform the mismatch which our nations sounds earnestly in the symphony whose same trade union is beautiful with this reliance. We cooperation, in order to pray together, in order to fight together, in order to do to be imprisoned together in order to protect freedom together, have informed that we are 1 days freely by this reliance to be possible.
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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:43 am

I have a Dream: Martin Luther King Jr.

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Post by lula may on Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:48 am

Yeeeeah! Exactly right. This is FUN!
Ok, one last one maybe one more . . . This isn't a speech. I'm having way too much fun and have to go to sleep. English to Korean and back.

One midnight, omits in being desolate and considers carefully and to the wisdom tooth does and is strange the knowledge which but, [ic] the tongue falls is many to the interesting sheep and, goes out while nods, napping, that place knocks almost and suddenly comes, 1 piece knocks in the chamber door in some mildly, at the present time knocking. `' Tis what kind of visitors, ' Me, `- this and anything which knocks in the chamber door more.' Muttered;
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Post by Nucky on Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:57 am

The Raven - Edgar Allen Poe

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Post by lula may on Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:01 am

Way to go Nucky!

Have these selections been insufficiently babbled? I'll have to come up with more . . . Weeeee! Extra Happy Lord save me, I am such a nerd!

Just one more. I edited out pretty much the whole middle of this one. Engligh to Chinese-trad and back. Also not a speech.

We are the hollow person we are the human who stuffs are inclined the headpiece to fill together the straw. ! Our dry sound, when our whisper is together peaceful and the insignificant achievement in the hay wind or rats' In the broken glass's foot in ours dry cave this is way world terminal this is way world terminal this is the way world terminal not with bang, but sobs.
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Post by lula may on Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:06 am

I think I Had A Dream and The Raven were my favorites tonight. Very Happy They babbled beautifully.

"The lip of s the girl of the small black boy and it is black and the girl it is white and in a state where walking together it can connect word of intervention and presently and cancels and deforms the hand where the boy of the small white has been attached as sisters and a sibling"

"to the wisdom tooth does and is strange the knowledge which but, [ic] the tongue falls is many to the interesting sheep and, goes out while nods"


Weeeeee!!!!!


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Post by Rivershine on Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:07 am

That would be Elliot's poem The Hollow Men. Right?
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Post by lula may on Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:09 am

Yeeeeeah!!!! For INFP!!!!! Extra Happy
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Post by Rivershine on Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:59 am

Yay! Very Happy

Here's one. English to Japanese to english.

childhood' Empty; As been other things, there was no s time I; As for me besides the fact that you did not see, way you saw; As for me my passion from the common spring which cannot come having. I did not take my sorrow from the same source; As for me my center to the joy of the same condition which cannot be awakened; And I loved, me as for everything which loves independently. Stormy life of that time it was pulled at my infancy period of dawn, it is good and the mystery which still connects me from all depths of the sickness: As from the rapid stream, or the fountain, from the sun which circular I rolled from the cliff where the mountain is red, fall of the gold that gives flight to me from the electric light of color tone and the sky, from the thunder and the storm, and the cloud which takes the paper (the time remainder of the heaven was blue) the ogre of my opinion.
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Post by lula may on Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:46 pm

Oh my goodness! INFP, that was driving me CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was sitting in class all week with 'joy common spring?-passion common spring?-sorrow common spring???' running through my head. It's Alone by Poe, right? Please tell me I'm right?

If I'm wrong though, please put me out of my misery and tell me what in the world it is, I didn't want to ask if I couldn't figure it out. But, I can't take it anymore! freakout
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Post by Rivershine on Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:48 pm

lula may wrote:Oh my goodness! INFP, that was driving me CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was sitting in class all week with 'joy common spring?-passion common spring?-sorrow common spring???' running through my head. It's Alone by Poe, right? Please tell me I'm right?

If I'm wrong though, please put me out of my misery and tell me what in the world it is, I didn't want to ask if I couldn't figure it out. But, I can't take it anymore! freakout

You are correct! headbang
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Post by lula may on Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:52 pm

Extra Happy Extra Happy Extra Happy Extra Happy Sweet!

Ok, I know this is so obvious it's probably boring, I thought it was pretty funny though. Engligh to Chinese-trad and back.

My can' t has not obtained satisfies my can' t has not obtained satisfies ' I attempt cause, and I attempt, and I attempt, and I attempt my can' t obtains does not have, I can' t does not obtain, when I' m drivin' In mine automobile, and that person comes He' in the radio; s tellin' More and more I should fire at my imagination about some useless information I can' t obtains does not have, oh not hey heh heh, that' s anything I said my can' t has not obtained satisfies my can' t has not obtained satisfies ' I attempt cause, and I attempt, and I attempt, and I attempt my can' t obtains does not have, I can' t does not obtain, when I' m watchin' How and my television does that person progress tells me the white I the shirt to be possible to be but his can' t is person ' Cause he doesn' t smoke cigarrettes and my equally my can' t obtains does not have, oh not hey heh heh, that' s anything I said my can' t has not obtained satisfies my can' t has not obtained the girl to respond ' I attempt cause, and I attempt, and I attempt, and I attempt my can' t obtains does not have, I can' t does not obtain, when I' m ridin' Regarding world, and I' m doin' This and I' Signs that and I' M; m tryin' Who will be certain girl to tell me well the baby to come back later ' next week; The cause you see I' In successive defeats m I can' t obtains does not have, oh not hey heh heh, that' s anything I said my can' t obtains does not have, I can' t does not obtain my can' t has not obtained satisfaction not to have satisfaction, does not have satisfaction, does not have satisfaction
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Post by Nucky on Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:55 pm

I Can't Get No Satisfaction

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Post by lula may on Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:22 pm

Righto Nucky!
English to Korean and back.

almighty will give, temperature rises will carry and feels. Height, it' Is higher; In my soul from first until end s where ignites. Young girl young girl young girl, you' As me going to the fire, ve where is put. My brain rises and burns. I don' t is knowing probably thin which method. Your kissing holds the choir sweet song me, height together. And sky in compliance with you morning ignites in the love which burns. Ooh ooh ooh, temperature rises will carry in me and feels. Me, I' Help; Burns the m rises, must be hundred years old and 9 years old. The ignition will ignite and ignition and anything will be able to cool me. I do not go round do not know only with the smoke, i feel but well. Your kissing holds the choir sweet song me, height together. And sky in compliance with you morning ignites in the love which burns. It' Gets near and s now is licking the fire my body. Won' t you I' Like feels me and, helps; The m slides far. It' S is getting bulky the breast eagerly will breathe. The mercy which gives, I' Is; Goes out and the m ignites the hole which puts. Your kissing holds the choir sweet song me, height together. And sky in compliance with you morning ignites in the love which burns. I' m the only hunk, the love which burns the hunk. The hunk, the love which burns the hunk…
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Post by Rivershine on Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:34 pm

Hunk of burning love by Elivis?
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Post by lula may on Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:38 pm

Yes, indeed. thumbsup

E.P. he is the only hunk, the love which burns the hunk-that's him.
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Post by Nucky on Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:32 am

I wish there was someone here with a sick enough sense of humor to try guessing Anal Cunt songs with translated lyrics. Laughing

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Post by Nucky on Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:42 pm

These are song lyrics, from English to Chinese and back:

All right flank stops the cooperation, and will listen to the ice to come back closely to grab with my brand-new invention something holds me to look like the daily harpoon's flow and each night of it will stop yo I don' t knows the closure light and I' ll glows to me rocks artware destroyer mic to open a stage likely extremely, and a candle's fool waxes for the elephant dances hasty prosperous speaker I' When I broadcast the anaesthetic melody, kills you brain's m to like a poisonous mushroom any being short compared to should better be the grave offense loves or better leaves its you to gain the weight you to improve hits bull' s eye child don' t play, if has question yo I' ll solves it, when my DJ revolves it, inspects the hook

Is that as it may the party caper to work as the bass starting and Weijiasi are pumpin' Does not have forge I' quickly to the syzygy spot; Cooks MC' M; s likes pound bacon burning them, if your ain' Nimble t quick and, when I hear the cymbal, I change crazy, and steps on cymbals a and souped bat I' In volume and it' M; the s time solo goes to Rollin' Gets down my hair in above my 5.0 mine raps possibly so to blow, in wields standby girlies said that fed you to stop me not driving continued to carry on pursues stops me to under attacking fiercely left side and I' Faces Yo which is dies to next block's m, ' which therefore I continued to compare the Guinea swim suit before a1A beach main road girl was hot wears little drives the Rockman lover who Lamborghinis envy; Cause I' Messes with my m and the measuring instrument and vanilla's Shay with nine reads the fool to be ill in the wall motion fool, because of they' Eight ball gunshots that were full sound likely the bell I to grab my nine me to hear are again the shell all tumble the true fast caper to close gas one in mine automobile to meet avenue' specifically; s has packed I' Tries m before jackers jack obtains police you in the scene to know that any I meant human who they passed me to face all had the drug dependence, if had question yo I' ll solves it, when my DJ revolves it, inspects the hook

Pays attention to ' Causes I' m lyric poet Miami' s in the scene at case you didn' t knew it creates all bass sound my town vibration and kicks in ground hole enough ' Causes my style' s liked a chemical pill you being able visual and the feeling feasible ryhme conducts and forms this to be the concept we causes it to hype wants the stride with you to look like ninja with this Shay fade slice use razor blade's reduction other DJs saying that fast likely if very my ryhme were medicine I' d sells it to retain my calmness by the gram, when it' the s time escapes the magnetization by mic, when I kick my juice, if has question yo I' ll solves it, when dj revolves it, inspects the hook

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Post by lula may on Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:17 pm

Ice ice baby? By none other than Vanilla Ice?
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Post by Nucky on Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:29 pm

Yep!

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