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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:35 pm

This was sent to me from BlueEyes:

I just can't help myself!

NEWS HEADLINES

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really? Ya think?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program!
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Post by adain on Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:39 am

I've been away too long.
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Post by melodiccolor on Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:18 pm

Welcome back. big grin

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Post by WissyWig on Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:25 pm

AHHH HA HA HA HA

Sounds like Bush has found a new job already, writing for local newspapers. big grin
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Post by Little Sister on Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:14 pm

Laughing and rolling
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Post by StrawberryLife on Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:57 am

lol OMG!!!

These are hilarious!! WissyWig, you are the mostest!! Smile lol!!

Luvin' it!! Smile
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