highly INsensitive person (HIP) board usernames

[Nucky]

On HSP boards, most of the usernames have either natural, spiritual, or new-agey undertones.

What would some usernames be on a HIP (highly insensitive person) board? Bootstomper? Psychoscreamer? Birdshooter? Fluffykittymuncher?

[Rivershine]

I just saw a few names on another board.

OMG I came
The nursery butcher
Sex-Donut
GayElephant

And those were some of the tamer ones.

[WissyWig]

OMG I came

What does it say about me that this one made me do a spittake?

[lula may]

GayElephant

Well, what does it say about me that I know this one will be stuck in my head for a minimum of three weeks? What in the world can that possibly mean or refer to? A gay man with an, um . . . you know, like an elephant? An actual elephant that prefers mating with other elephants of the same sex? A gay person who LOVES elephants, and colects them and stuff? Somebody who has been living in a hole and is therefore unaware that 'gay' in modern english refers to homosexuality? So they thought they were choosing a screen name that meant 'happy elephant'? The possibilities, in my twisted mind anyway, are endless.

Seriously, this is going to torture me for a while.

Oh, I meant to post my non-HSP screen name idea and have been forgetting. It was PooHammer. So anticlimatic after the GayElephant.

[Nucky]

A couple that were on a site I used to visit:
Heroin_Fucker
PoopiePantsFartsYES
PaulKornFuck

[SimplyNan]

Lord have mercy, lula! You're mind is more warpped that mine! And here I thought I was the ultimate warp mind woman. Dang! Oh, well, just means we will get along just fine when we do meet.

[Rivershine]

I found another one.

Cuntosaurus

[WissyWig]

How are you finding these, INFP? Did you google "horrific screen names"?

[melodiccolor]

More to the point; why do people want to be called these things? Willingly?

[Rivershine]

How are you finding these, INFP? Did you google "horrific screen names"?

No. There's a bunch of forums at a site called gaiaonline.com. Lot's of tasteless interesting things go on there.

[lula may]

I found another one.

Cuntosaurus

Where's the Rex?

[Rivershine]

I Ejaculate Rainbows

I swear to God, somebody has that name. I didn't make that up.

[WissyWig]

I found another one.

Cuntosaurus

Where's the Rex?

[citrine]

I try to avoid stuff like that. Give me a scorpion any day; easier to deal with.

[adain]

I Ejaculate Rainbows

Actually that made me laugh, mainly because I quite frequently told my ex, I fart air freshner....yeah, I know...but I have an excuse, I've lived in Australia for six years. Not that I would actually use that statment for a username.

[Rivershine]

I just helped someone over at Gaiaonline change their username. This person started a thread talking about wanting to change it to something that had unicorn in it. I told them they could change it to Unigasm. And they did! They actually changed it to Unigasm! I'm such a bad influence. Although I did like one persons suggestion though; Uniporn.

[Rivershine]

Vaginal Crust

[Fireweed]

I Ejaculate Rainbows....hmmmmm....I don't understand...

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