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Post by tezorian on Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:13 am

This has to be a joke...

http://luponfirehouse.blogspot.com/2011/10/woman-claims-watching-3d-film-made-her.html


A white American couple had a black baby and the woman claimed she had
become pregnant watching a 3D porno film. The child's father Erick
Johnson, a soldier, had been away for a year, serving in the military
base in Iraq, and on his return found the black baby at home. His wife,
Jennifer Stewart, 38 years old, told him the baby was conceived while
she was watching a 3D porno film.






"I see no reason not to believe her as these 3D films
are very lifelike.With the technology of today, everything is
possible", said Erik, who registered the baby as his. Jennifer said that
she had gone to a porno cinema in New York with her girl friends. She
had only gone this time to see how a porno looked with 3D effects. The
child she claimed, looked exactly like the Black male lead in the film."
A month after watching the film I found I was pregnant. I am going to
sue the cinema and the producers. Luckily my husband believes me. It
could have wrecked my marriage, but he knows I am faithful to him.

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Post by mtngrl123 on Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:23 am

LOL...ya ok! What's the saying a fool born every minute...they both got double dibs!

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Post by melodiccolor on Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:35 pm

....And they are considered competent adults? That is really scary!

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