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Post by Rivershine on Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:33 pm


I'll start off with a couple of, ahem..gems. Wink

A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belican.
He can take in his beak
Food enough for a week,
but I'm damned if I see how the helican.

There was a young fellow named Lancelot
whom the ladies would look on askance a lot.
Whenever he'd pass
a presentable lass,
the front of his pants would advance a lot.
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Post by Nucky on Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:42 pm

This one's so stupid it's funny:

Shit fucking shit fucking shit fuck.
Shit fucking shit fucking shit fuck.
Shit fucking shit fuck,
Shit fucking shit fuck,
Shit fucking shit fucking shit fuck.

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Post by Rivershine on Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:44 pm

Man, that really IS stupid! LOL! chuckle

Here's another one...

A preoccupied vegan named Hugh
picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.
He took a big bite
before spitting, in fright,
"OMG, WTF, BBQ!"
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Post by Rivershine on Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:51 pm

A young psychic midget named Marge
Went to jail with the most heinous charge
But despite lock and key
The next day she broke free
And the headlines said "Small Medium at Large"
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Post by Spock on Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:10 pm

There was a young lady named Harris

Whom nothing could ever embarrass

'Til the salts that she shook

In the bath that she took

Turned out to be Plaster of Paris.
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