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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:26 am

Bumper Stickers

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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'IF YOU CAN'T FEED 'EM, DON'T BREED 'EM!'
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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Horn Broken...Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me. I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits
With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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AND Finally -

'POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS BOTH NEED
TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR
THE SAME REASON.'

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Post by BlueTopaz on Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:48 am

Laughing and rolling
GREAT
Excellent way to start the day, with a good laugh!!!!

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Post by Spock on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:19 am

Great !! Loved 'em.

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Post by Nucky on Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:19 am

melodiccolor wrote:Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph


LMAO was this really an actual bumper sticker?
Laughing and rolling

FAIL.

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Post by Grasshopper on Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:55 am

More bumper stickers I've spotted over the years:


Shut Up, Sit Down, and Help Peddle
[seen on a beat-up 3 wheel mini car]

If You Can Read This You Are Too Close

How's My Driving? Call 800-FUCK-YOU

We Are Spending Our Children's Inheritance
[seen on a new Mercedes]

My Other Car is a Mercedes
[seen on a beat-up Beetle]

My Other Car is a Boat

My Other Car is a Broom

If You Don't Like My Driving
Get Off the Sidewalk

Machinists Do It With Buzz

Electricians Do It With Spark

Carpenters Do It With Bang

Fisherman Do It With Bait

Deep Sea Divers Do It Better

A Woman Needs a Man
Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle

Impeach Bush
Torture Cheney

Militant Agnostic
I Don't Know and You Don't Either

Mafia Staff Car
You Hitta My Car
I Breaka You Head

I Break for Hallucinations

My Kid is an Honor Student
At Folsom State Prison

Make No Turn Unstoned

Favorites:

Jesus Loves You
Everyone Else Thinks You Are an Asshole

Come the Rapture
This Car Will Be Empty

Come the Rapture
Can I Have Your Car?
[seen on a beat-up jalopy]

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Post by melodiccolor on Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:19 pm

I Break for Hallucinations

My Kid is an Honor Student
At Folsom State Prison

Shocked lol! I especially like those two.

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Post by Grasshopper on Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:04 pm

Latest bumper snicker:

Honk if you love Jesus.
Text if you want to meet Him.

[Heard on NPR's Car Talk show]

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