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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:19 pm

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench
outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
> >
> > The thin one leaned over and
> > Said, 'Life is so darned boring.
> > We never have any fun any more.
> > For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off
> > And streak through that stupid flower show!'
> >
> > 'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a
$10.00 note.
> >
> > The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out
of her clothes and,
> > Completely naked, streaked
> > (as fast as an old lady can)
> > Through the front door of the flower show.
> >
> > Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge
commotion inside the hall,
> > Followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The
smiling and naked
> > Old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a
cheering crowd.
> >
> > 'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.
> >
> > 'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.'

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Post by Rivershine on Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:21 pm

Laughing and rolling
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Post by SimplyNan on Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:00 pm

Laughing and rolling lol!

Thank you and you win the prize for the best belly laugh in my belly today!
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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:12 pm

I thought it was hysterical. It came to me from my fil, believe it or not. big grin

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Post by Reamsie on Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:20 pm

Laughing and rolling

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