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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:34 pm

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Billy (raises hand): Maria.
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Teacher: Johnny, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ''crocodile''?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ''I.''
Millie: I is..
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, ''I am.''
Millie: All right... ''I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.''
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand?
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No. I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ''My Dog'' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher?

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Post by BlueTopaz on Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:02 pm

LOL.
But I'm going to teach high school Mel. I don't think you could put here the things they might say. freakout




Not all of them of course. Cool


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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:20 pm

I know. A friend sent me this in the email and I thought it was cute.

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Post by BlueTopaz on Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:04 pm

Okay, since this thread is for me, I would like to introduce my dream student.



I'm teaching him how to read. big grin

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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:11 pm

Is that all you're planning to teach him? beatingheart

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Post by BlueTopaz on Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:15 pm

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I'll never tell. beatingheart dancing

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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:35 pm

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