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Post by Alethia on Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:20 am

I will ask a question and you respond with your wrong answer. Exampled here

Why are all the eggs in one basket?

They scrambled there to avoid being fried..

Your question..


Where do goats sleep at night?
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:03 pm

In the clouds because clouds camouflage their fur. Goats float in their sleep. When we count sheep, we're really counting goats. Got your goat yet?

Why do balls bounce?

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Post by Alethia on Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:05 pm

Goat it!


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Balls wanted to dance with the goats in the clouds, so they decided to bounce up there to create their own goat ball..

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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:30 pm

Because they got too much ribbing about being inclusive so they got in a huff and included only the men.

Why does hot air rise?

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Post by Alethia on Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:38 am

The goat ball needed hot air, to blow out  the goat crashes and ball bouncers not doing their job..


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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:28 pm

There is no wrong answer to that one! Unless you're stoned....

Why are there 12 months in a year?

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Post by Alethia on Thu Oct 05, 2017 2:36 pm

Probably because 13 is bad luck and we don't want a whole year of bad luck do we?

What goes up and never comes down when its cloudy?
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Oct 05, 2017 5:05 pm

Alethia wrote:Probably because 13 is bad luck and we don't want a whole year of bad luck do we?

What goes up and never comes down when its cloudy?

Ping pong balls. They get so busy pinging the clouds, they forget to pong and never come down until it gets cold enough. Then they hail the ground with a big greeting.

Why is summer so hot?

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Post by Alethia on Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:48 am

Because winter fired up.

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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:17 pm

Alethia wrote:Because winter fired up.

Where in the valley of death do you find the devil?
To figure that one out, the devil is in the details, so look there.

Why is most life attracted to music?

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Post by Alethia on Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:26 am

melodiccolor wrote:
Alethia wrote:Because winter fired up.

Where in the valley of death do you find the devil?
To figure that one out, the devil is in the details, so look there.

Why is most life attracted to music?


The sound of silence insisted..

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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Oct 13, 2017 3:25 pm

Inside every women's restroom in every airport.

Why do dogs bark at cars, trains and planes?

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