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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:31 pm

It's simple really; the afterlife is one big orgasm!

So, how do you describe an orgasm?

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Post by Alethia on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:50 pm

"Or gas m".........ok.......their seems to be gas in the middle so I am thinking maybe it means some kind of big explosion of sorts.....when two gases merge like as in sex.....I guess that would lead to a double wammy of sorts..........or is that a double dose of orgasmic pleasure.......who knows when I get some sex I will let you know not.....

So if gas is the middle section of orgasm...whats the end result?
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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:54 pm

Alethia wrote:"Or gas m".........ok.......their seems to be gas in the middle so I am thinking maybe it means some kind of big explosion of sorts.....when two gases merge like as in sex.....I guess that would lead to a double wammy of sorts..........or is that a double dose of orgasmic pleasure.......who knows when I get some sex I will let you know not.....

So if gas is the middle section of orgasm...whats the end result?

Well, gas expands exponentially, so...

BOOM!
Hmmm....so that's why fireworks are so colorful....

What makes chocolate such a sensual experience?

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Post by frmthhrt on Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:14 pm

well, chocolate is made of the same gas as orgasms...

what is PMS really?
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:29 am

Premarital sex of course.

Define romance.

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Post by Alethia on Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:14 am

Its stuffing ones face with chocolate......leaving all traces on ones mouth so your romantic partner can clean up your face and share in your treat...wes like sharing in all things romantic dont we......

Ok in the romance department how romantic are you?
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:02 pm

I am the kind that absolutely needs flowers, hand holding and being told "I love you" daily, in order to feel loved.



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Post by frmthhrt on Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:27 pm

don't give it the keys to the car...

Why do we hold hands?
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Post by Bluedream on Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:46 pm

Probably because when they say "All hands on deck!" some are always off hiding somewhere in the hold. Sorta like when you gotta take family pictures at a gathering and someone is always missing.
So...if all hands are in the 'hold'...then you know where they are and they ain't up to any 'trickery'...unless...they decide to 'fold'. Folding hands are a whole nother story...mostly for the 'saintly types' though...and not us more 'pirate types'! Arrgh!
Now...are all of the 'arms'...both large and small... in the hold still? Ya'll got me worrying...swabbies...Arrgh! lol!
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:59 pm

Well arms are being help, does that count? Beware the arms that reach....

What is the definition of shelled?

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Post by Alethia on Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:15 pm

Its when the core of existence is stripped away.......laid bare for all the world to see........and while it lay there.....bare and naked........a raccoon comes along and takes a big chunk out of its "core blimey" bottom........and now the core of existence can no longer poo on us all.........I am being polite today....come what may.........its still a beautiful day...

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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:57 pm

Grumpy old man.

Why does life sing?

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Post by Alethia on Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:30 am

Sing a song a sixpence pocket full of rye.....four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie........when the pie was open all life began to sing....wasnt that a special thing to set before the King....because pies get hot and so they figured if the took the top off.......to cool the pie.......all life would sing their praises to the Kings and Queens.......who head all life....or is that behead or be one step a head two steps a crown..three steps a body....four steps your found.............Are we in the year of living dangerously?
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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Oct 03, 2010 2:48 pm

Absolutely. (And this is the wrong answer game remember.... Suspect )

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Post by frmthhrt on Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:14 pm

Frizz mites. They have hairy bodies, and only graze from the tip to the root of the hair so as a side effect they cause frizzy hair.
Why does nose hair grow faster when you are older?
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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Oct 03, 2010 6:09 pm

The cells in your nose and ear hairs have an ability to sense how old you are and for each year it adds an addtional 3mm to it's legnth. Proportion is very important to such hairs.

Why does hair go grey as we age?

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Post by Alethia on Sun Oct 03, 2010 6:53 pm

Does it?
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Post by frmthhrt on Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:40 pm

This is the result of the tint mites sucking the colour out the hairs, leaving just grey empty shafts behind. If you an find the correct combination of sunlight, exercise, alcohol and fun, the tint mites will not touch the hairs, and most or all of the colour could remain.

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Post by frmthhrt on Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:28 pm

Not the answer, but I can't resist posting this timely article about love that I just stumbled across, after the fact...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/love-on-the-brain-2096672.html

LOL. The independent is my friend today...
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Post by melodiccolor on Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:57 pm

Lol, that article deserves its own thread....

What is love?

It is a state of hallucinatory bliss inspired when love mites jump from one person to the next and we breath their dust. Well, actually those mites are microscopic fairies and we are breathing fairy dust. The dust is mitier than the sword after all....

Why do we have seasons?


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Post by edie on Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:11 pm

because jack frost would become the evil ruler over all if it didnt warm up lol
why do birds migrate out weather that never has "winter"?

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Post by frmthhrt on Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:42 am

It's called keeping up with the Jones's. When they go on vacation in the winter, the other birds feel obligated to do the same. It's a peer pressure/social status thing, like going to Hawaii on vacation. When all your friends are doing it, you pretty much have to go with the flow.

Why do people go to Hawaii on vacation when California and Florida are so much closer?
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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:44 am

It's called keeping up with the Jones's. When they go on vacation in the winter, the other birds feel obligated to do the same. It's a peer pressure/social status thing, like going to Hawaii on vacation. When all your friends are doing it, you pretty much have to go with the flow.
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Post by Alethia on Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:07 am

you dirty dirty rat... its a clint eastwood rat that loves eating desert...of course...what kind.......well that is the next question?
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Post by frmthhrt on Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:39 am

why Baked Alaska, obviously.

But why is it baked Alaska, and not Louisiana?
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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:23 pm

Because things in Louisiana can be half baked at times and baked Alaska needs to be fully baked in order for the ice cream to stay frozen.

Exactly how is it possible for ice cream to be baked or fried yet still remain unmelted?

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Post by Alethia on Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:40 pm

Your kidding me......you dont know the answer to this....I mean the wrong answer to this......or are you simply waiting for someone else to get it wrong..........hmmmm....now is that a nice thing or not.......well thats not the question but the answer to your question wrongly of course...is.........icecream when fried is like a time bomb ticking inside.....now holding this in ones bowl for a minute.......as a time bomb element......in your bowl.......if it were to heat up it would explode in ones face......and if you have ever had this happen you would know that the manufacturers have nelgected to add the fire/heat retardent ingredient to the recipe......so my conclusive report in this answer is that it has a fire/heat retardent ingredient added that stops the whole "bomb alaska" heating up going off in ones face...oh bomb alaskas are delicious ever had one of those? Oh I just read back and realized the question wasnt about heating up it was about melting icecream......hang on are they linked.......in the context of this question I am now utterly confused...... Suspect
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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:29 pm

*Hands Alethia some baked alaska and generous amounts of fire retardent.* Enjoy! What a Face

So now we know how to keep it from exploding....how do we keep the ice cream from melting when it's baked or fried?

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Post by frmthhrt on Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:49 pm

Apply the fire retardant, which acts as insulation of course...

Why do we put ice cream in cones? Why not cylinders or spheres or decahedrons?
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Post by Alethia on Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:19 am

Oh four parts to this question.....or two questions with one having three parts...well cylinders fire up cars dont they.........so why on earth would you put icecream in something that fires up cars...unless you want to put the fire out and in that case if its had the fire retardent added to the icecream...it could well be a good thing....lets just stick to the flame decals....we dont need anymore cars up in flames...thanks...

Oh speaking of flames.....what is a twin flame?
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