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Post by Ramstein on Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:58 pm

The look in a child's eyes when his dog has just been run over by a cement truck--or Arizona State.

Why didn't Lassie ever lick himself?
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:12 pm

Because his sister cat kept him clean. cat

What were Tweetie Bird's last words?

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Post by Ramstein on Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:32 pm

"Hewwo, Poiton Contwoh? Tat putty tat put tumtin in my birdteed!"

Why don't elephants ever forget?
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Post by Rivershine on Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:36 pm

melodiccolor wrote:Because his sister cat kept him clean. cat

What were Tweetie Bird's last words?

Darn! I didn't get there in time! I was going to post this:
I taught I saw the Gwim Weeper! I did I did....*THUD*

Aw well...

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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:39 pm

Inquiring amnesiastic elephants wanted to know. So they went as a group to the leader of the elephant pack who was very old. Why, they asked, do elephants never forget? The elder thought long and hard. Much time passed before he replied: "I forget." mrgreen

How did time run backwards?

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Post by BlueTopaz on Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:46 pm

Very carefully.

What is the middle name of the Statue of Liberty?

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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:45 pm

"Liberty". This is the wrong answer game after all.

What never stops spinning?

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Post by lula may on Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:49 pm

A wooden block.

Where is Elvis?
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:51 pm

Happily multiplying in vegas.

What's a conuption?

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Post by Ramstein on Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:25 am

What the harelipped lawyer said when asked what he was charging the politician with.

Why are there two sides to every story?
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Post by melodiccolor on Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:22 pm

lol, I think the better question would be why are there 2 million sides to every story?

What is the best use for popcorn?

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Post by adain on Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:40 am

That is actually really hard to think of an unture answer for that question!
Have to resort to the ridiculous....
Flotation devices for those little purple people who live in my kitchen cupboard (and eat all my secrete stash of chocolate biscuts!)
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Post by adain on Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:45 am

Oh, question....
when does time end?
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Post by BlueTopaz on Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:48 am

Well the bell rings or when the parole board lets you out.


Why does gas cost so much?

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Post by Ramstein on Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:13 am

It isn't the gas that costs more; sign companies starting charging more for those removable plastic letters.

What's the difference between ketchup and catsup?
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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:31 pm

Ketchup is when you finally catch up to someone who was getting a lead on you, while catsup is supper for the cat. cat

What is a lust gallery?

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Post by waterdragon7 on Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:06 pm

Lust Gallery was a potential weekly television series pitched by Rod Serling. Unfortunately, he wasn't able to sell it to one of the broadcast networks due to excessive sexual content - and cable outlets weren't available at the time he pitched this show!

What was Robby the Robot's greatest talent in the 1956 film, Forbidden Planet?
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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:13 pm

Dancing the night away.
(I can't tell you the number of times I've seen that movie.)

Why is twightlight so colorful?

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Post by Reamsie on Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:26 pm

Because it gets dressed in the dark.

Why do bears hibernate?

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Post by lula may on Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:33 pm

Because berries and fish are nature's unisom.

Why does the rain come from the gray clouds?
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Post by jaded on Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:57 pm

Because Gray is a color for funerals or death, the rain is actuallybtears for the world.

Why doesn't the sun fall from the sky?
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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:03 pm

Crazy glue holds it firmly in place on its track. sunny

What is the funniest color? And why?

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Post by jaded on Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:10 pm

Red because it is the color of Ronald McDonalds hair.

How do birds stand on power lines without dying?
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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:14 pm

Birds have insulated soles on their feet.

How do bugs walk on the ceiling without falling off?

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Post by jaded on Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:17 pm

It really isn't happening. It is the weed you smoke. Laughing and rolling

Hmmmm, why do dogs chase their tails?
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Post by sedona on Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:18 pm

Because one good turn deserves another.

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?

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Post by jaded on Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:20 pm

yes because the squirrels scream as their home hits the ground.

Was the world black & white in the 50's?
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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:35 pm

Apparently it was.

What goes whoosh, whoosh?

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Post by waterdragon7 on Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:53 am

Robby the Robot when he goes snow skiiing while on vacation at Lake Tahoe.

What is the best pet food if you have a Beverly Hills Chihuahua as a pet?
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Post by Reamsie on Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:05 am

Beverly Hill Chihuauhuas don't eat. Those collars make them look hippy. Very Happy

Where do used car salesmen come from?

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