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Post by Nucky on Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:42 pm

A good dog stays fresh for a week.

If God is perfect, how come everything he makes dies? (another George Carlin one)

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Post by melodiccolor on Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:50 pm

Cause she has a sense of humor and hates clutter.

Why aren't computer peripherals compatible with all computer equipment?

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Post by Reamsie on Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:35 pm

Because Mercury is in retrograde.

Why do we run our shoes through the x-ray machine at the airport?

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Post by melodiccolor on Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:53 pm

I think I asked that question already! Okay, 2nd answer;

Because it's faster than crawling them through.

What's the difference between crazy and eccentric?

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Post by Reamsie on Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:55 pm

A million dollars.

How does the toaster make toast?

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Post by melodiccolor on Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:23 pm

The toaster starts by raising the drink and opening the mouth to speak....

The true mystery question of the day: inquiring minds want to know...how many personas does EM have?

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Post by melodiccolor on Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:29 pm

Since they're fractals they're impossible to count.

(Did I kill the thread with my question?)

What's a kiwi?

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Post by Reamsie on Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:32 pm

One of those tiny little people who live in the television set and gives us all the moving pictures.

What are those little platic things on the end of shoelaces called?

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Post by BlueTopaz on Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:38 pm

PLATIC things that go for eye then butt


Why do we have two feet but one belly button?

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Post by melodiccolor on Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:43 pm

All we need is one belly button to keep our legs and feet from falling off. It's an effecient design.

What is a fractal?

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Post by BlueTopaz on Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:52 pm

Someone that's a little mental but also from France. That little C is the middle initial. Ergo: Fra-c-tal

What is at the top of old Smokey?

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Post by Reamsie on Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:57 pm

a child's spinning toy owned by a big brown bear wearing a forest ranger's hat.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Post by BlueTopaz on Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:05 pm

Well he CAN'T so none. Very Happy

If you had two oranges, five bananas and twelve grapes what would you have?

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Post by Rivershine on Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:17 pm

The most important ingredients in making a wonky hat! jocolor

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Post by Reamsie on Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:27 pm

cause they can't crochet!

Why do monster hide under the bed?

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Post by BlueTopaz on Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:37 pm

Because they are scared of the loose lettuce on the floor.

When did King Arthur decree that wonk season had opened?

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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:05 am

Because the wonkeye croutches were overrunning the kingdom! (oooh lala)

What was the chameleon unable to blend into?

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Post by BlueTopaz on Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:07 am

The pina colada--- need a more powerful blender.


What is it when it walks like a duck and talks like an aardvark?

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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:10 am

A flying aardvark---duck! oops too late, spat.

What hums and drinks nectar?

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Post by BlueTopaz on Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:59 am

Very drunk greek gods.

Who who who, who wrote the book of love?

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Post by adain on Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:22 am

My uncle Arthur, the dirty perve!

Why does it always rain when you want Sunshine?
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Post by Little Sister on Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:10 am

Adain wrote:
Why does it always rain when you want Sunshine?

If it rains hard enough, it can be more uplifting than the sun, at least if you can float.

Why do bubbles always burst?
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Post by Ramstein on Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:46 am

Because they can't bear the memory of the last place the bar of soap touched.

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Post by Little Sister on Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:26 am

Because wine makes them feel buzzed.

Why is the sky blue?
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Post by Ramstein on Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:32 am

Because it isn't really funny, so it has to resort to profanity.

Why is water transparent?
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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:13 pm

Because being opaque makes it hard to communicate and water has a lot to say.

When will the Internet become obsolete?

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Post by Ramstein on Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:50 am

When people decide to get off their butts and make their OWN pornography.

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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:20 pm

Ramstein, lol!

So they can dream of their own pornography!

What is the definition of wonky?

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Post by BlueTopaz on Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:45 pm

In the days of wonk a young wonk went to wonkiversity and became so wonketed that entired wonks were wonked about him. From then on his wonkiness was wonkified by the term wonky and to this wonk if wonks wonk wonkily then they too will be wonked by the wonk wonky.

Why do actors bow at the end of the play?

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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:30 pm

Because it is easier for them to bow than to arch.

What is the premier wonkiversity in the nation?

(inquiring wonks want to know)

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