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Post by Ramstein on Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:42 pm

Weird--no matter how I crunch the numbers, I keep getting "fairy poo"!

Why are champagne glasses called "flutes"?
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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:58 pm

When you fill them with champagne and tap the edge, they give off this clear flutelike tone. If you fill them each with different amounts of champagne, you get a different tone from each one. Playing all these tones together is called playing the flute.

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Post by WissyWig on Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:39 pm

It's the, erm, crease in the rear of the very first plumber. His name was George. Hence the name.

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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:11 pm

Gee, I would have thought it was self expanitory; it means to wonk of course. (perfect nonanswer answer...)

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Post by waterdragon7 on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:24 pm

It depends if Dexter likes you or not

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Post by WissyWig on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:26 pm

The one with the biggest tongue. affraid

What does the uvula do?
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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:28 pm

Sea Dragons. Shocked

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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:29 pm

Beade wrote:The one with the biggest tongue. affraid

What does the uvula do?

I see we crossed posted. To answer your question: play the ukelalie of course.

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Post by jaded on Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:00 am

When you hypervenolate backwards

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Post by BlueTopaz on Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:21 am

Don't let him near the Cognac.

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Post by jaded on Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:38 am

The government did it as a plot to get inside everyones home.


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Post by Ramstein on Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:17 am

Up at the front of Happy Street at Contentment Hotel.

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Post by jaded on Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:33 am

Escaping their old men?


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Post by Ramstein on Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:24 pm

You show your husband where the bathroom is.

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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:40 pm

It just makes too much sense for the American Government to comprehend.

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Post by BlueTopaz on Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:58 pm

(Mel this is suppose to be the WRONG answer game chuckle )

Because they are mean sonsofbiches.


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Post by EA on Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:05 pm

When there's no more 'S's...


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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:08 pm

Because weeks don't really have ends. If they did, they could be split into 3's or even have 7 day weekends. Now that would be fun!

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Post by WissyWig on Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:16 pm

It only takes one punch to give you a shiner. (my coffee does that...)

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Post by BlueTopaz on Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:22 pm

Ramstein wrote:You show your husband where the bathroom is.

Why hasn't the metric system caught on in the U.S.?

Sorry, I have to break in here to say, Ramstein, you are frakking brilliant. All your answers are cracking me up. (Ramstein is an interesting band too)

anyway... carry on. thumbsup

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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:37 pm

Beade wrote:It only takes one punch to give you a shiner. (my coffee does that...)

What should you do with a pen when it runs out of ink?


I agree with Blue, Ramstein; your answers are hilarious. mrgreen

When a pen runs out of ink, find another that has done the same. Take them apart, saving the outer casing. They make a good emergency pair of chopsticks.

What is a good recipe for sombreros?

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Post by Ramstein on Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:48 pm

1. Pour glass of brandy.

2. Float about a tablespoon of cream on top.

3. Let naked supermodel out of cage.

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Post by lula may on Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:50 pm

Because I don't wear clothes. To maintain my modesty, I smear peanut butter all over my body and roll in bird-seed.

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Post by melodiccolor on Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:05 pm

lula may wrote:Because I don't wear clothes. To maintain my modesty, I smear peanut butter all over my body and roll in bird-seed.

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Shocked whee! laughing

They have a life of their own, separate from yours.

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Post by SimplyNan on Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:31 pm

When you add the S of course!

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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:53 pm

The very thing that was wrong. Of course.

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Post by adain on Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:54 am

You know that puckered up face that people get when they've sucked a lemon....that sour. Which is about pH level 2-3, FYI, LOL.

Sorry, I can't get over Lula's answer. I'm speechless, LOL.

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Post by SimplyNan on Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:55 am

Because the wind speaks if only one will listen and it carries all the voices of eternity with it.

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Post by BlueTopaz on Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:11 am

I am Blue. I am the sky. I am the wind. Like Colonel Flagg on MASH.

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Post by Ramstein on Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:07 pm

Because Jehovah, Zeus, Buddha, Vishnu, and Jesus all flushed the toilet at the same time.

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