The washcloth (ladies only--men are going to blush over this one)

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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:29 pm

The Washcloth..............
> > >
> > > Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and
> passed on.
> > > There isn't a woman alive today who won't crack
> up over this!
> > > I was due for an appointment with the
> gynecologist later in the week.
> > >
> > > Early one morning, I received a call from the
> doctor's office to tell
> > > me that I had been resche duled for that morning
> at 9:30 am. I had only
> >
> > > just packed everyone off to work and school, and
> it was already around
> > 8:45 am.
> >
> > > The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so
> I didn't have any
> > > time to spare.
> > >
> > > As most women do, I like to take a little extra
> effort over hygiene
> > > when making such visits, but this time I wasn't
> going to be able to
> > > make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs,
> threw off my pajamas, wet
> >
> > > the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink,
> and gave myself a
> > > quick wash in that area to make sure I was at
> least presentable. I
> > > threw the washcloth in the clothes basket,
> donned some clothes, hopped
> >
> > > in the car and r aced to my appointment.
> > >
> > > I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes
> when I was called in.
> > > Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I
> hopped up on the table,
> > > looked over at the other side of the room and
> pret ended that I was in
> > > Paris or some other place a million miles away.
> I was a little
> > > surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have
> made an extra effort this
> >
> > > morning, haven't we?"
> > > I
> > > didn't respond.
> > >
> > > After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief
> and went home. The
> > > rest of the day was normal ... Some shopping,
> cleaning, and cooking.
> > >
> > > After school when my 6 year old daughter was
> playing, she called out
> > from
> & gt; > the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I
> told her to get another
> > one
> > > from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the
> one that was here by
> > the
> > > sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved
> inside it."
> > >
> > > NEVER EVER GOING BACK TO THAT DOCTOR...EVER!!!!!
>

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Post by reb on Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:19 pm

rotflmao! reminds me of my first wife...holy smokes...who the hell is blushing? not me..... did YOU do this? lol! nah....if you did, you don't gotta admit it...stealing.
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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:24 pm

No, I did not do this. For one, you know I don't have children! This came to me from my email circle. I found myself lmao too.

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Post by Reamsie on Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:33 pm

I do have kids and thank God Ollie doesn't keep her glitter in the bathroom. In her hair, the carpet and everywhere else, but not the bathroom. lol!

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Post by Little Sister on Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:43 pm

The sad truth is, I could see this happening to me. Laughing
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Post by adain on Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:42 am

OMG, wouldn't you just die when you reliesed!
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Post by Rivershine on Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:11 am

laughing laughing laughing

Oh God, that's hysterical! LOL!!! Sooooo embarrassing!
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