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Post by melodiccolor on Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:13 pm

*Rummages around for super glue and duct tape* Here you go!


Why do we have so many ways to miscommunicate?

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Post by Clueless on Mon Apr 23, 2012 9:28 pm

Because a miss is as good as a mile and we have a long way to go in making ourselves understood

Really we are just talking to ourselves and bored with listening to the same old stuff

How do we hear here and what does the nose knows
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Post by Alethia on Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:29 pm

the nose smells the scent of musk.......out then pops the musketeers.......then we hear what they have to say while we smell them and get to nose them.

busy little bodies build brave buildings bravely..... but?
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Post by Clueless on Tue Apr 24, 2012 12:51 am

But We dont nose if the are any good
many a musky musketeer has not been smelt right by a nose that knows
and many a building has been built on tilt that the brave could not save

Why does it take 9 Coronas to find certain women attractive and not 8
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Post by Alethia on Tue Apr 24, 2012 3:30 am

because someone spoiled the whole game when they introduced ten little indians......cheers.

If ten little indians sat in my pee tee.....does that mean my tee pee would be free?
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Post by Clueless on Tue Apr 24, 2012 12:35 pm

Nope more that your 10little indians have filed your tee pee with tee pee. You gotta let little Indians go outside others the carpets get soaked PS never give them tee as it quickly turns into pee and you are knee deep

Why do frogs say knee deep. When they really sit in water
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Post by Alethia on Wed Apr 25, 2012 7:55 pm

Because they have knee jerk reactions to the chill of the water when fully immersed..............and the reaction comes out of their mouth...

If all mankind were kindman instead.........would everything then have to be seen back to front?
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Post by Clueless on Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:44 pm

If back follows front grass hopper when you walk backward front follows back
But when we consider the missionary position we have activity on two fronts. And let us not get into front to back or back to front. Really if it floats your boat fronts and backs are good almost mans best friend

Why are people up front but no one ever talks about being down back unless you are in the picture theatre
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:10 pm

Shhhh.....being down back requires some privacy! Unless you happen to be an exhibitionist...

Why are so many products drenched in scents and artificial perfumes?


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Post by Clueless on Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:24 pm

In the hope that smelligence will notice how good it is and buy and more. Smelligence is what all dogs excel at and mans best friend knows best

Who knows best and why is it they never tell us
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:30 pm

Well, we all know what is best but if we let ourselves in on the secret, life would not be as interesting. So in the interest of avoiding boredom, we hide it from ourselves.

Why do people like to scare themselves?

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Post by Alethia on Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:04 am

because they think that they are Jasper...(the friendly ghost)

If ghosts like haunting houses...why dont they need a permit?



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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:06 pm

Well, actually they do, but the problem is when you fine a ghost, collecting on it is a tad difficult. So the ghosts just ignore the law as absurd and laugh at those who try to enforce it.

Just what is a chakra?

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Post by Alethia on Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:31 pm

a spinning green bottle that when played the right way...one doesnt have to strip...just notice it pointing at you.

If ten green bottles are hanging on the wall....who put them there?
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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:27 pm

Suspect You did, I thought....

Why do we get silly when we get hungry?

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Post by Clueless on Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:52 pm

Cause we have drunk the contents of the green bottles sitting on the wall and EVERYONE looks GOOD and yes we are hungry

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge
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Post by Alethia on Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:00 pm

head first....bottom last....so you can kick him in to make sure he fits in tight....(oh poor giraffe..)

dangling legs loosely hanging leave not much to the imagination....picture that ?
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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:33 pm

No, it first needs to develop, then painted and framed for it to appear clearly.

What is at the heart of a sun?

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Post by Alethia on Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:41 pm

molten rock......which is all part of the big bang theory........when it finally explodes it becomes a major hit on tv

Who did what, when and where?
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Post by Clueless on Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:53 am

Some one first opened the fridge door. What and when
Put the giraffe in Who
And closed the door of the fridge in the kitchen. Where

What is the clap of one hand sounding
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Post by Alethia on Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:55 am

The sound of energy ignited in a dance that brings sparkles to the eyes...and you can hear them playing a wonderful tune... Very Happy Wink

be bad as you can be.........be good as you can be bad...or something else?
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Post by Clueless on Sat Apr 28, 2012 7:13 am

Tip toe through the tulips through the tulips Will you dance with me Oh tip toe through the tulips with meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Was that a walk on the wild side or just straying from the path into the flower beds
Good to know your badder than the average bear

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Post by Alethia on Sat Apr 28, 2012 9:38 am

Of course they like the undergrowth so they pile their goodness on top to get things sprouting nicely

If you go down to the woods today you will get a big surprise...Guess what it is?
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Post by melodiccolor on Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:34 pm

The Unicorns come out of hiding and dance in the sunlight under the trees in the wildflowers. Just watch out for unicorn fleas though, they pack a whollop.

Why do people need cold showers?

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Post by Clueless on Sat Apr 28, 2012 4:01 pm

Because they got too hot to handle and needed to cool off eat they caught fire. Baby light my fire is a good example and it's time for cool,change is a good response

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Post by melodiccolor on Sat Apr 28, 2012 4:58 pm

That the world is actually flat and digital.

What is the difference between virtual and reality?

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Post by Alethia on Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:10 pm

really!!!! you dont know...your virtually in another reality in that space....

Trouble is brewing....is it better to just skull it down.......let it settle and take on the affects just like a beer?
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Post by Clueless on Sat Apr 28, 2012 10:54 pm

Grin and beer it like Davey Crockett and Trouble is Brewing when the hops barley knows whats going on

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Post by Alethia on Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:08 am

When its warm, frothy has a nice head when it goes down.....and feels really good......on a cold day.

Surprised Embarassed

Calling all man eaters........is digesting them a problem?
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Post by Clueless on Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:53 pm

There's the suck it and see way of finding out or the incie wincie mincie them up way as an alternative Either way adding chocolate always helps

If i leave chocolate out will you find it
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