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Post by Alethia on Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:38 pm

because three would allow us to be more balanced...and we all know we dont need balance... Surprised

If Tarzan told Jane to cook up a storm for him... what jungle treats would she create?

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Post by Nucky on Sat Sep 08, 2012 12:06 am

Mudpies and dirt stew.

What would a dog do to its tail if it ever managed to catch it?

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Post by Alethia on Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:09 am

lift it up and confirm its own sex...

if the rule is you pick up your own dogs poo on walks..does that mean dogs pick up ours?
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Post by Bluedream on Sun Sep 16, 2012 9:25 am

Absolutely...but they must have a doggy bag... laughing [saw that one coming!]

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Post by Zen on Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:54 pm

Ketchup, also add some relish and mustard when they're hot or chili.

What kind of dog is best?

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Post by Alethia on Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:56 pm

hotdog of course but leave off the mustard, it gets the tail wagging in ones mouth...Smile

If the world was owned by dogs, which breed would lead?
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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:16 pm

The mixed breed of course as it could claim heritage of all.

Did the world end and why?

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Post by Zen on Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:31 pm

YEAH IT DID, CUZ THE DINOSAURS WERE REALLY BIG.
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Post by Alethia on Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:50 am

Crankasaurus...

busy bees...and busy doing busy bee stuff...how is that?
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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:19 pm

Grumpy; cause they never get a break.
Why do people crave sweet things?


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Post by Bluedream on Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:56 am

We actually do not crave sweets...aliens implanted that thought to control us more when they want to...so...DON"T EAT THAT CANDY!

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Post by Alethia on Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:20 am

by pretending to be sweet with sugar on top..

How come men are from mars and women from venus?


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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:27 pm

The Gods didn't want men and women to spawn too early so they kept them on separate planets until the time was right to mix them. Then people were poured onto the earth to do what bunnies do.

So why are bunnies here and just what is it they do?

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Post by Alethia on Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:35 pm

ever tried bunny stew... Twisted Evil

twisted sisters are a form of what?
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Sep 20, 2012 2:02 am

Grape vines. The grapes are twisted to make a very bad wine that tastes divine.

Why do kittens love bathtubs?

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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Sep 20, 2012 2:03 am

Grape vines. The grapes are twisted to make a very bad wine that tastes divine.

Why do kittens love bathtubs?

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Post by Alethia on Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:06 pm

they like to give their fleas bubble baths..
Who invented blood baths?
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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:56 pm

Fleas and mosquitoes did; instant feast.

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Post by Alethia on Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:12 pm

You smell a rat...
How many times over can someone be hit with the same pain before the cat is out of the bag..
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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:29 pm

The cat was never in that bag! Suspect

What do you find when you turn over that last stone?

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Post by Rivershine on Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:32 am

The answer to life, the universe, and everything....and Keith Richards....

If Tesla was a superhero, what would be his super power and who would be his nemesis?
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Post by Nucky on Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:17 am

The ability to shock people with his pink glove, and to smash acoustic guitars with his mind. His nemesis would be Acoustica.

If a drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why don't vampires suck dick?

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Post by Alethia on Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:22 am

Dick who?

If tarzan beats his chest to let the wild know he means business, what business would that be?
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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:50 pm

Why monkey business of course!

Why is there a time to every season?

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Post by Nucky on Wed Nov 07, 2012 5:25 pm

Because the Byrds ran out of cookies to give them, so they gave them a time instead.

If Ivory soap is 99 and 44/100ths percent pure, what is the rest made of?

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Post by frmthhrt on Wed Nov 07, 2012 5:36 pm

Eeevil.

What kind of cookies do you get when you go over to the dark side?
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Post by Alethia on Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:11 pm

evel knevil ones that jump inside your stomach and bring out the devil in you..

How does a biker manage his wheels?

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Post by Alethia on Sun Aug 04, 2013 9:39 am

with loving care, like a teddy bear, they sleep with them and read them bed time stories...Wink 

If time permitted how far would you take a hike?
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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Aug 04, 2013 4:02 pm

All the way to bed. What a Face 

Why do people tend to start huge projects but never quite finish them before starting yet another?


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Post by Alethia on Sun Aug 04, 2013 5:57 pm


They run out of steam because things get too pressing..someones ironing out their wrinkles in the first project.

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