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Post by Alethia on Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:35 pm

Alethia wrote:you unravel the track, so the worry train can begin again...

If trains and automobiles move us forward...do we need a ticket to ride?
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Post by Clueless on Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:29 am

A ticket to ride

Hell no admission Is free you pay to get off

What would you pay to get off
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Post by Alethia on Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:59 am

get off with you...a thousand rose petals...Smile

Me no mean no harm..you mean no what?
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:06 pm

No wrong.

What can you do with a swirling wind?

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Post by Alethia on Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:57 pm

lay down let it pick you up and toss you into the too hard basket..

What is a measure of time?
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Post by Zen on Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:40 pm

The bee probably wants to know why the human didn't wash their car...
What kind of message needs to be written on an unwashed car?
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:30 pm

It's a patina!

Why do we crave chocolate?


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Post by Alethia on Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:32 pm

Get down and dirty with me...

Down down lever and down...to where?
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Post by Clueless on Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:07 am

To where the dirty starts with me

Im so dirty i need to be clean tell me how
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Post by Alethia on Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:07 am

Internal scrubbing with a stainless steel scourer........I promise not to scratch the sides...just touch and go...

If you had no sides to scratch..what does that mean?

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Post by Clueless on Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:47 pm

Im all middle. Which means i have let go of the outside bits

Whats you favourite middle bit
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Post by Alethia on Sun Jun 24, 2012 5:57 pm

the pretty pink centre in a licorice all sort.....

If the oustide is black....pink is middle...whats on top?
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Post by Clueless on Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:09 pm

If your brunette a nice pair of knickers

How do knickers be a pair but only one
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Post by Alethia on Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:18 pm

they were designed for a two legs clapping

In zen yoga the moves open up the deepest recesses....what is a recess?
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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:52 pm

The time you get to play between working. Opening up deep play is vital.

Why do pets and kids only want to go through a door after it is closed?

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Post by Clueless on Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:39 am

It is find out what is behind the closeddoor

Its a mystery so tell me why
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Post by Alethia on Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:14 am

I dont like mondays....I wanna shoot the whole day down...down down down....

shoot me if you must...let me lay down beside you.....and feel the gentle art of zen magic between what?
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Post by tezorian on Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:57 am

Between the whips and the goats... or where they horses?

Evil spelled backwords is lovE, so what's the pun in this one?

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Post by Alethia on Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:07 am

I O U
puns are fun in the sun why?
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Post by Clueless on Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:10 am

Tell me why ? I dont like mondays....I wanna shoot the whole day down...down down down....

shoot me if you must...let me lay down beside you.....and feel the gentle art of zen magic Is this de ja vu. ?
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Post by Alethia on Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:58 am

No its a repeat of a past painful answer applied so annoying little men can drag up the contents and rub it in my lap with their zen magic...

If a drag queen hit on you would you welcome them like a drag King...
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:46 pm

Oh of course, always. Let's be dragons forever.

Why do dragons breath fire?

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Post by Clueless on Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:52 pm

Because the water breathing ones drowned

How long can zen magic be rubbed in your lap
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Post by Alethia on Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:04 pm

As long as one can withstand it...or withsit it...which ever position one likes to endure.

If far lap is a very famous race horse...what is far out connected too?
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Post by Clueless on Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:51 pm

its connected to far out ot as its known locally Too Far Out


what is the best position to endure
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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:42 am

Hanging from a mountain top. You've already reached climax so it's all downhill from there....

How does one best describe corporate culture?

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Post by Alethia on Sat Jun 30, 2012 8:28 am

a culture that stops and smells the roses...often.

What is pop culture?
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Post by melodiccolor on Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:39 pm

Culture inspired by soda pop, and it's full of bubbles and fizz and emptiness.

Is it wise to fill the emptiness?

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Post by Alethia on Mon Jul 16, 2012 11:29 pm

yes with two jugs of beer then puke it up the next day and see what digestion does to its contents...

If you have a wise soul......does that mean it has a long grey beard?
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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:31 pm

Oh absolutely, but only the female ones. The male ones go completely bald, like a new born baby.

Why do we walk on two legs?


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