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Post by Alethia on Fri May 25, 2012 6:23 pm

It wants to share itself.......naturally....

If time jumped over the moon where does that leave the cow?
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Post by melodiccolor on Sat May 26, 2012 3:21 pm

The cow is riding time, how it jumps so high. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

What is tea made of?

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Post by Alethia on Sun May 27, 2012 7:51 am

Carbon dioxide..it breathes life into us..being incombustible you will never explode if you drink too much, so drink up and bring life into your veins.

How do smoke signals speak?
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Post by tezorian on Sun May 27, 2012 2:43 pm

A mirror doesn't reflect, it only appears to do that. If you look closely, you see it only copies.

What would be an invalid question?

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Post by melodiccolor on Sun May 27, 2012 3:06 pm

An invalid question would be "what is the meaning of life?"

What is the meaning of life?

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Post by Riana on Mon May 28, 2012 5:44 am

The meaning of life is to live a meaningful life, and eat lots of chocolate.

Why is the sky blue and the grass green, and not the other way around?
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Post by Alethia on Mon May 28, 2012 6:12 am

Because the world is upside down......it really should be!

If roses are red violets are blue..what colour are you?
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Post by tezorian on Mon May 28, 2012 9:57 am

I go from invisible to rainbow, it just depends on my mood.

So where IS the pot of gold?

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Post by melodiccolor on Mon May 28, 2012 4:22 pm

Someone left it on the roof of the house, where it sits, sparkling in the sunlight and attracting birds.

Why can't all land life fly?


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Post by Riana on Mon May 28, 2012 6:02 pm

Because then the sky would be too crowded and no one would get anywhere.

Why are cigarettes still legal?
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Post by Alethia on Mon May 28, 2012 6:50 pm

because people often run out of puff and so smoking allows for them to fill up their puff once more..

If the end times are the end of time ...what ends up as time?
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Post by melodiccolor on Mon May 28, 2012 7:37 pm

Rose quartz crystals are converted to time and then new ones grow to replace them and so on, into infinity.

Why do we need nourishment?

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Post by Alethia on Tue May 29, 2012 2:32 am

to feed our weeds that grow inside us...

If weeds get you high......how high can one go?
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Post by melodiccolor on Tue May 29, 2012 2:02 pm

As high as the weed grows. Of course we all know how prolific growers weeds are....

Why are weeds unwelcome in gardens?

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Post by Bluedream on Tue May 29, 2012 3:53 pm

Actually...they really are welcome...but because very few 'sample' them firstly and become 'enlightened'...they just don't get it.

If Moses knows his roses...what does Samson know?
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Post by Clueless on Thu May 31, 2012 4:58 pm

Samson knows his delylers and daylers and the value of flower power and the pitfalls of the garden sheers and personal grooming

If the first cut is the deepest. How deep is a cut above the rest
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Post by Alethia on Thu May 31, 2012 5:21 pm

Go ask alice...that song is in the making....a follow on from...his hit only woman bleed!!

Take time to smell what?
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu May 31, 2012 8:04 pm

Smell the shamantic drums and the fliddles that flow, the flute music and the piaono notes.

What is in mountain dew?

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Post by Clueless on Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:42 pm

Its the special and exact time she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes. mountain due time

If I close my eyes doe it still look bigger in the mirror
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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:53 pm

No, the mirror reverses things and it shrinks to infitesimal size.

How did they figure out the speed of light?

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Post by Clueless on Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:47 pm

With a light pencil of course. The light pencil makes numbers so fast they can catch up write answers on moon beams too

When should i wish up a star
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Post by Alethia on Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:33 am

When your *on* has gone off........and you need a new one.

If you had your very own astronomical regulator, what would get regulated in you?
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Post by Clueless on Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:54 am

My in and outs. They get so mixed up and its confsing. Two ins seem better than an in and out

If you got totally inside yourself is there any outside left
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Post by Alethia on Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:02 am

depends if someone is hungry and munches on you outer bits while your inside yourself playing hide and seek...

Coco puffs puff what?
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Post by Clueless on Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:05 am

Coco cabana the hottest place left in havana

Her name was Lola she was a dancer

Did she ever get puffed

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Post by Alethia on Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:26 am

Only when Barry reved up the cha cha speed...

speed demons rely on the power under the hood....whats under your hood?
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Post by Clueless on Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:19 pm

A huge love machine, with two fluffy dice and a set of pink handcuffs, tastefully used as a bonnet catch

What happens when you roll the fluffy dice
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:02 pm

They gather dust so they can no longer be read.

If there is no thing as light and dark, how can binary exist?

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Post by Clueless on Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:48 pm

The bisexual canary known as binary exists only to look at itself in the mirror of life and become aroused shouting always its own name or oh one oh one. Ooohhhh oooonnnneee. Ohhhhhh

If. 1. 1. Was a race horse and 11 was 1. 2. How would you tell them apart ?
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Post by Alethia on Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:21 pm

wait for them to release number ones or number two's....

If 11.11 is a doorway into another dimension..where will it lead you?
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