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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:48 am

Oh the low road. There's no way of falling off that way. It's the safe road.


Why does life age?

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Post by Alethia on Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:58 am

To catch up to the age of consent...

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Post by mtngrl123 on Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:25 pm

Because they are cowboys.

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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:19 pm

To get out of jail of course.

What is the best way to get a whole culture to change how it sees an issue?




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Post by Alethia on Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:03 pm

Dip them all in yoghurt and lick them clean of old conditioning.

If you suspend your mind does that mean you get a refund?
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Post by Clueless on Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:46 pm

Only female minds can be suspended very easily It all above their shape
You use suspendhers but after you have used them they won't give you your money back
She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes. Would that be safe sex if she was driving
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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:58 pm

Not so sure....There is such a thing as accidental sex, lol. Suspect

Why do people ask questions when they really really don't want to know the answer to them?


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Post by Clueless on Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:10 pm

to find out if they were right of course about not wanting to know

When you take someone for granted why is it that they never appreciate that you gave them a granted for what you took
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Post by Alethia on Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:49 am

appreciation for granted......only comes around on leap years....... so you have to wait for a leap year and sadly most are to busy leaping over the year looking for what you took.....to see what you want them to see.

How many nooks and crannies are there in a granny?
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Post by BlueTopaz on Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:59 am

enough to hold the melted butterflies. But Butterflies don't melt until grannies get into their eighties and nineties.

How many round tuits does it take to get something done?

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Post by Alethia on Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:14 am

If I knew what a tuit (twit, tuition, tut?) is I wouldnt tell you anyway because I would be too busy in the dictionary getting done without meaning...

High rolling hills leave lots to the imagination....what picture do you paint?
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Post by tezorian on Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:34 am

The horizon.

"Follow your heart.", but can your heart follow?

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Post by Alethia on Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:52 am

If the leads long enough.........it will.

How many firearms does it take to change a fireman?
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Post by Clueless on Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:26 pm

It depends on how hard the fireman has been screwed in
Sometimes a fireman gets jammed in the socket and you have to shoot them out. Its not so much how many firearms as how big is the gun that is needed

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man??
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Post by Alethia on Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:52 pm

its sample as you go..........try one see if he lights up......try two..... if no change........try three..........if he hasnt changed by that stage...we do a bing bang theory on him...

If time stands still for no man.........how does time stand for a woman?
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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:56 pm

On it's head and spinning.

Why do onions make people cry?

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Post by Clueless on Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:57 pm

Time stands still for no man and a woman is no man. So ipso facto time stands still for a woman all the time. Irrefutable evidence to this is woman's need to let man to hurry up

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Post by Clueless on Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:01 pm

Because the get very sad when being peeled and oinions have strong empathic powers to emotionally influence the peelers

What does the other hand do when only one hand is clapping
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Post by Alethia on Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:13 pm

Its holding the clapping leg still....the one moving in time with the clapping hand... Very Happy

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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:44 pm

As many times as we hear inappropriate language! affraid

Why do we dive down rabbit holes?

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Post by Clueless on Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:48 am

Cause Alice told us it was fun. But not if they are a long way from Kansas

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Post by Alethia on Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:25 am

To Kentucky, but it changed route and went to Boston instead... Wink

Why do cold climates affect our cold bits...
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Post by Clueless on Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:51 am

It's a harmonic. Such harmonic give inferences of being pleased to see you and have even been known to turn head lights on the problem that is servere here is cold bits sink ships and this to be avoided

We all know shit happens but if none of us eat will that bring world peace
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Post by Alethia on Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:18 am

Only if we feed those with chronic constipation...

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Post by anarkandi on Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:41 am

To the main arteries of your body, then throught your body, and then exits through your eyes. That's why we cry blood.

Link from the Nintendo game Zelda, has five hearts. Where does it lead him?
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Post by Clueless on Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:31 pm

To the 5 paths of sacred death in the forest of the unicorn who never cries
Each heart is reborn by pushing differing colour buttons

If a round peg does not fit in a square hole does that mean there are too any square holes or is it too few round pegs
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Post by Alethia on Thu Apr 19, 2012 4:00 pm

Im not a square so its hard to say...but if I were, I would round me off and become a peg......so I would then know this answer...as one with the peg and the square..in balance of knowing..if that makes sense...lol! oh well..!!

Billy goats gruff met their match on a bridge, why didnt the bridge collapse?
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Post by Clueless on Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:05 am

Because the mirror that billy goat was looking into to meet his match weighed a ton and was in the middle of the bridge and the point loading was too much

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Post by Alethia on Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:15 am

it runs around looking for the two legged man who owns it...

If time is the essence what scent does it give off...

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Post by Clueless on Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:11 am

The smell of ages

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