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Post by anarkandi on Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:00 am

Yo.

Post above you asks a question. You answer the question, it has to sound wise and enlightened, but it still has to be the wrong answer. Something that sounds thought out and related to the question, but is dumb or most propably wrong.

Example:
What colour is the sky?
The sky actually is completely white, and devoid of any colours. The colours are only an imagination planted in your head.

I'll go first:

Why does the kitten purr?
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Post by Alethia on Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:31 am

the kitten purrs to resonate to the inner sound current running through the mindless chatter of the human mind..as it purrs to the current it picks up from the mind...the human is activated to pet the cat, the cat upon petting licks the human in its resonation of touch and both become one with the inner sound current and touch and one with each other.

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Post by anarkandi on Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:06 am

You need to add a new question, too! Smile
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Post by Alethia on Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:42 am

Alethia wrote:the kitten purrs to resonate to the inner sound current running through the mindless chatter of the human mind..as it purrs to the current it picks up from the mind...the human is activated to pet the cat, the cat upon petting licks the human in its resonation of touch and both become one with the inner sound current and touch and one with each other.


OH hellz.. Laughing silly me.

What is a the meaning of chocolate?

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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:51 pm

Chocolate is a shortcut to access the spiritual love centers of ourselves, hence it's euphoric nature.

Why do we need childhood?


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Post by anarkandi on Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:00 am

We need childhood to understand the need for conservative family values and ice cream. Especially ice cream. Without childhood, there would be no ice cream.

Why do people write poetry?
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Post by Alethia on Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:37 am

Because the desire to express feelings in written form closes off the heart to actually have to feel them within. This leads to a build up of emotions inside, one never runs out of emotions this way...

Why is their just one formless and limitless spirit?
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Post by Clueless on Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:07 pm

In the beginning there was formed and limited spirits and they grew in understanding finding wisdom under trees and their forms were filled with unimaginable light. The broke down the form like coke does with rust but completely different and the forms faded and when fully disolved one of the spirits found the limits of the form were gone and there was revelation and all were limitless
Given we contemplate our navel. Are there other body part worthy of spiritual focus
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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:25 pm

Yes, OH YES!!!!!!!!!!!

When is the truth a lie?


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Post by Clueless on Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:04 pm

when they tell you it wont hurt a bit But they are talking about themselves not you
How come some people can go straight to the crazy house where as others have to go around the bend
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Post by anarkandi on Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:33 am

Straight people go to straight to the crazy house if they see pink unicorns, but people swinging in the other direction or all directions or no directions need to disuss things, it could just be normal.

Why do we eat candy?
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Post by Alethia on Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:39 am

cos its a delirously sensuous sweetness and when it touches the tongue.......the intestine meridian sends a delightful flush of toxins into the core.........and the whole body jolts and shakes, in pure ecstasy at the waste and revolting mess. Sometimes old undigested peas fire up the intenstine back into the stomach, they lay doormant waiting for new recruits (more peas) and when they reach around forty peas, you turn upside down and spit them out your mouth.....candy and all........and the winner of the pea lottery (the one who can name the day and time of ingestion)takes home your prized candy peice that your now done with...a creation of love... whee!

Whats a chill factor?
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Post by Clueless on Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:33 pm

A factor in medieval times was a debt collector and current commerce has debt factoring as a follow through from those times. If you factor a Chill a percentage of it stays with the original owner but the majority transfers to the factoring house. A factoring house has many clients and is know as a place of cold hearts as there is too much love of money and very little love of anything else to keep anybody warm at night

Is lots of spooning as good as a one really good fork ?
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Post by Alethia on Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:12 pm

Only if the spoon is licked first......ps..........forking might work if licked as well....ps....knifes forks spoons....they all participate in the ritual of devouring lifes pleasures.... Wink

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Post by Clueless on Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:50 pm

Some Puppies need to be bound more than once to be star jumped correctly

When there a fork in the road do you go around it ?
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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:54 pm

No, you gather it up, take it home to add to your fork collection. Forking is most useful.

If time is an illusion, how can we run out of it?

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Post by Clueless on Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:01 pm

You can never have too many illusions but when you have too few you run out of them

Why does my future look so long when my past seems so short
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Post by Alethia on Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:11 pm

its all in the blink of an eye.......stop blinking...

Why are storms so violent?
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Post by Clueless on Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:03 am

Because people have forgotten to wave hands at clouds
so bringing peace to the gathering storm
Violence is never the answer unless it can be shown through a peaceful heart that there is fulfillment and upliftment in sending a troubled soul quickly onwards to the next life least he or she tarry too long on this mortal coil. To reach out with charity and ask that preliminary question just before their imminent release of "Do you feel lucky punk"

Does the bell know whom it tolls for
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Post by Alethia on Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:24 am

When the bell tolls........the ringing in your ears has a hidden name intermixed, most people blame tinitus........but its the tolling bell and hidden name that they should be blaming for all that noise....so to answer your question...the bell knows, but the person named does not while they keep blaming....

How far in space do we travel when let loose...
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:06 am

.0000000000000019345 of a light year. Or is it 1,935,450,000,000,000 light years? I keep getting those mixed up as it's all the same thing anyway...

How does an onion bloom?

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Post by Clueless on Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:43 am

Onions when they form a spirit union have 3 roles. The blide the bloom and blide blades the blide blades cut up the bloom after the ceremony in what is called the blooming dance of a thousand cuts a piece of the bloom is then given to all of the guests and needless to everybody cries during the onions blooming.

Why does it or they always look bigger in the mirro
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Post by anarkandi on Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:23 am

Partly because mirrors not only reflect us, they reflect the us we want to be, the us we wish we could be, and partly because there's no diet coke in the mirror world.

Why is there no diet coke in the mirror world?
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Post by Clueless on Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:44 pm

In mirror world everything is flat because as everyone knows mirrors are flat. Diet coke is not flat unless you leave the top off So to summarize it is the bubbles that stop diet coke from being in mirror world

If Coke is the real thing how does it exist in samsara this world of illusion
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Post by Alethia on Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:43 pm

You drink it blindfolded....for it to be real.....and when you remove the blindfold it becomes the illusion again....so best drink it all while blindfolded...its more real.

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Post by Clueless on Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:36 pm

More of everything that is important

i dont want much I just want more

And you Alethia of the Greek parthenon Wish upon a star
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Post by Alethia on Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:58 am

my wish is your command........but without the "ments"...on the end...its just one deadly sin...

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Post by Clueless on Sat Apr 21, 2012 5:13 am

Star trek but the Borg would be the good guys

Enligthened Borg where Nirvana is inevitable and resistance is futile

If you were assimilated would you pick a fridge or a microwave as a part
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Post by melodiccolor on Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:34 pm

Oh microwave, in order to cook the goose of those who won't assimilate. Multi being organisms need to eat too you know.

Where has no human gone before?

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Post by Clueless on Sat Apr 21, 2012 4:15 pm

To the final frontiers where multi being orgasms leave you goose well cooked and just a little bit crispy round the edges

When some one as cooked your goose is it wrong to feel like a turkey
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