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Post by tezorian on Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:10 pm

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:13 pm

Guess his teacher didn't have a sense of humor. More likely, this never happened. Note the chatspeak spelling of the last question.

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Post by BlueTopaz on Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:19 am

If I were the teacher I would only count off for Q5 and Q12. The rest I would credit because he/she is ABSOLUTELY correct. I'd give extra credit for Q8. Cool

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Post by anarkandi on Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:35 am

Melodic, note, how any teacher who would design this kind of a test, would be fired immiditaly for being unprofessional. LOL.

And the kid should of got an A+.

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