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Post by tezorian on Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:23 pm

Dutch wrote:1. ALS LOPEN GEZOND WAS, ZOU DE POSTBODE ONSTERFELIJK ZIJN !!!!!
2. EEN WALVIS ZWEMT DE HELE DAG, EET ALLEEN MAAR VIS, DRINKT WATER EN IS TOCH DIK !!
3. EEN KONIJN RENT, SPRINGT EN IS VEGETARISCH. HIJ LEEFT MAAR 8 TOT 10 JAAR !!!!
4. EEN SCHILPAD RENT NIET, SPRINGT NIET, HEEFT NOOIT HAAST EN KOMT ALTIJD ALS LAATSTE AAN, EN HIJ LEEFT RUIM 120 JAAR !!!

….WEG MET AL DAT SPORTEN EN DIEETEN, waar staat het bier !!!!!

English:
1. If walking was healthy, the mailman would be immortal
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is still fat
3. A rabbit runs, jumps and is vegatarian, but only lives 8 to 10 years
4. A turtle does not run, doesn't jump, is never in a hurry and always arives last and lives over 120 years.

Conclusion: ... be gone with all the exercises and diets... WHERE'S THE BEER!!!

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Post by melodiccolor on Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:21 pm

lol!

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Post by Nucky on Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:31 pm

lol!

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Post by Alethia on Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:47 pm

Laughing
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Post by BlueTopaz on Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:05 pm

LOL
Ain't it the truth!

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Post by frmthhrt on Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:40 am

LOL..I like that conclusion too...where IS the beer?
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