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Post by frmthhrt on Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:44 pm

A relative posted this the other day on her status...and it was just too funny not to share :

To the woman at walmart with the 6 SCREAMIN kids all under age 8...if yur wondering how the condoms got in yur cart...YUR WELCOME!!!



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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:11 pm

lol!

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Post by BlueTopaz on Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:25 pm

LOL
Gotta show that one to my daughter.

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Post by frmthhrt on Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:54 pm

Got new deodorant ysterday..instructions said "remove top & push up bottom"...my butt hurts but everytime I toot the room smells awesome!!

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Post by Nucky on Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:27 am

This is a funny FB status site that isn't nasty like a lot of similar sites such as failbook and lamebook, where the status posters are often publicly exposed to the world and then humiliated:

http://www.statusbook.net/

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Post by frmthhrt on Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:07 pm

When your are stressed you eat ice cream,cake,chocolate & sweets..why? Because "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts"! You're welcome!
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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:58 pm

scratch So does this mean that desserts are stressful?

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Post by frmthhrt on Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:19 pm

Well...that would probably depend on how near to it's design limit that your waistband is operating at, before consuming the desserts... Wink

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Post by frmthhrt on Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:26 pm

If you feel lonely, just throw rocks at people. You can never be lonely if people are chasing you.

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Post by frmthhrt on Fri Feb 11, 2011 6:20 pm

Dr's say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice:drink 8 glasses of wine a day and you won't give a damn how old you look!

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Post by Alethia on Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:58 pm

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to identify it as such on Facebook, should prob get the hell off Facebook and go fix it........

Hmmmmm who said this!!!!!

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Post by frmthhrt on Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:47 pm

lol...my friend's wife has that on her profile...and it is true (and it is tempestuous).

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Post by frmthhrt on Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:51 pm


It just doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. There is clearly room for more vodka either way...

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Post by Alethia on Tue Feb 15, 2011 6:22 am

Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a punch in the face, except for a punch in the face. But we can still raise awareness!

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Post by frmthhrt on Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:22 pm

Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at end of the tunnel has been turned off...

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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:18 pm

frmthhrt wrote:
Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at end of the tunnel has been turned off...


affraid lol!

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Post by Safari on Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:39 pm

frmthhrt wrote:
Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at end of the tunnel has been turned off...


Haha, love it. Smile

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Post by frmthhrt on Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:27 pm

"Some people are like clouds...once they disappear it makes for a brighter day!"


Edit: This quote does not apply to any person or persons on this site! It is merely a random quote that I found funny!

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Post by frmthhrt on Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:46 pm

I had coffee made with Red Bull instead of water today...I'm so wired I can actually see sounds! Yep its gonna be a good day!

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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:59 pm

big grin

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