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A relative posted this the other day on her status...and it was just too funny not to share :
To the woman at walmart with the 6 SCREAMIN kids all under age 8...if yur wondering how the condoms got in yur cart...YUR WELCOME!!!

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LOL
Gotta show that one to my daughter.
Gotta show that one to my daughter.
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Got new deodorant ysterday..instructions said "remove top & push up bottom"...my butt hurts but everytime I toot the room smells awesome!!

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This is a funny FB status site that isn't nasty like a lot of similar sites such as failbook and lamebook, where the status posters are often publicly exposed to the world and then humiliated:
http://www.statusbook.net/
http://www.statusbook.net/
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When your are stressed you eat ice cream,cake,chocolate & sweets..why? Because "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts"! You're welcome!

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Well...that would probably depend on how near to it's design limit that your waistband is operating at, before consuming the desserts...

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If you feel lonely, just throw rocks at people. You can never be lonely if people are chasing you.

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Dr's say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice:drink 8 glasses of wine a day and you won't give a damn how old you look!

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If your relationship is so complicated that you have to identify it as such on Facebook, should prob get the hell off Facebook and go fix it........
Hmmmmm who said this!!!!!
Hmmmmm who said this!!!!!

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lol...my friend's wife has that on her profile...and it is true (and it is tempestuous).

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It just doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. There is clearly room for more vodka either way...

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Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a punch in the face, except for a punch in the face. But we can still raise awareness!

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Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at end of the tunnel has been turned off...

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frmthhrt wrote:Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at end of the tunnel has been turned off...
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frmthhrt wrote:Due to recent cutbacks, and until further notice, the light at end of the tunnel has been turned off...
Haha, love it.

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"Some people are like clouds...once they disappear it makes for a brighter day!"
Edit: This quote does not apply to any person or persons on this site! It is merely a random quote that I found funny!

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I had coffee made with Red Bull instead of water today...I'm so wired I can actually see sounds! Yep its gonna be a good day!

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