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Post by melodiccolor on Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:44 pm

Mathematics! That should be painfully obvious.....


Why do some creatures howl at the moon?

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Post by frmthhrt on Mon Nov 08, 2010 5:06 pm

'cause mathematics hurts their heads, but they are hopelessly in love...

Why do zombies only eat brains?
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Post by Alethia on Mon Nov 08, 2010 5:42 pm

Because "hearts" are much too tender......and zombies like to "chew" on things for a while......

What is a zombie raid?
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Post by frmthhrt on Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:45 pm

A zombie raid is a party occasion when a group of people, usually university students, descend en masse on a drinking establishment to drink zombies, a very delicious drink...and by the time they leave said drinking establishment, they collectively resemble a "parliament of zombies".

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
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Post by Alethia on Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:50 pm

Because on the day that you were born, the angels got together and decided to create a dream...........a scheme........a plot to make your life more than it ever seemed possible.......and on the seam their is a few threads lingering that needed a plucker duck to pull them out........

If plucker duck plucks ducks.......how many ducks can plucker duck pluck?
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Post by Bluedream on Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:09 am

Well....I spose if someone who knew how to plucking pluck...would give a pluck...they could teach us a plucking lesson on this 'said' plucker duck! pfffff! drunken

On that note...Vi a duck? Vi not a chicken?
[Old Marx brothers question...that went round and round wrongly...]



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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:03 pm

Vi a turkey last I saw....

Why isn't a turkey the U.S. national bird?

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Post by frmthhrt on Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:27 pm

because the pilgrim fathers didn't want to feel guilty for eating the national bird, and the turkey tasted better, so the eagle got to be then uneaten national bird.

Why don't we have national bugs, or national snakes?
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Post by Alethia on Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:44 pm

because inter......got added to national.......and the bugs and snakes didnt like that part.....

If you were bugged what would be the worse thing I would hear...
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:22 pm

"Do we have the Hemlock to add to the pot luck dish?"


What would you prefer to never understand?

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Post by Alethia on Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:51 am

Why bears like trampling on pixies...

If bears could fly like pixies.....would they fly together or not?
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Post by frmthhrt on Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:06 am

yes, because they can`t `bear` to be alone...


why do centipedes have 100 legs ?

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Post by Alethia on Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:10 am

because age old wisdom says a hundred legs are better on a centipede than a human because then he would run so fast........I wouldnt be able to keep up....

One hundred not out............is that possible?
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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:25 am

Yes, in a very big closet!

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Post by frmthhrt on Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:32 pm

by the sign...

what meal should you order in the restaurant at the end of the universe?
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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:31 pm

Something incredibly healthy to carry you past the ending.

How can sleep be so pleasurable and so illusive at the same time?

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Post by Alethia on Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:44 pm

its a bit like killing two birds with the one stone......only you dont kill sleep and illusions you love them both.......and all is well that ends well....in sleep mode that is.......oh hang on you said illusive....I read that wrong....oh well its the wrong answer game.........wrong reads are ok then

tea for two and two for tea............anyone?
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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:48 pm

Only if they are teed off? Then there is plenty of tea to go around.

How is gravity defied?

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Post by Rivershine on Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:42 pm

By angrily shaking your fist at it and saying I defy you gravity!!

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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:42 pm

Dangle a little fish from a lone and see if a worm bites. If you catch one, be sure to also catch the hole before it disappears.

What is the best way to get the most people to laugh at once?

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Post by frmthhrt on Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:30 am

nitrous oxide...

what colour is air?
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Post by Alethia on Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:32 am

whatever colour you wish to breathe in.............if you tell me your colour I will tell you what your breathing in...
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Post by frmthhrt on Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:58 am

I want to breathe rainbows!

why does love hurt?
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Post by Alethia on Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:36 pm

Some times love hits a shield thats made of iron........and it knocks the person holding the shield for a six..............and six for some means the highest score one can get........I guessing scoring in this way can be extremely painful..you acheive things you set out to do........but when it hurts so deeply is it worth it?

Once a six is scored.........where does one go from there? Oh two questions I have asked....oh well two to choose from today.....choose away...
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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:09 pm

Once a 6 is scored, one has two options. Try for triple 6, or 666; or go back to 0 and begin again.

What is a star made of?

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Post by Alethia on Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:14 pm

A star is made of tiny cubes of silver jelly all joined together.........If you hold on to a siver jelly star too tight, it wobbles and can fall out of the sky......when this happens you wouldnt want to be in its vicinity cos you will get star jelly blobbed.........hmmmm lol!!

If you got sliver star jelly blobbed how would you clean up yourself?
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Post by frmthhrt on Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:21 pm

awww...I thought my answer was wonderful for the last one:

flesh and bone, like the rest of us, but maybe something extra in the confidence and emotive ability departments...


and I would just lick off silver star jelly myself, same as any other kind of jelly...


why do we call the eyes the windows to the soul?
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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:29 pm

Well, in ancient times, it was felt that eyes were actual windows and if they didn't stay closed, the soul could sneek out and the person would then become a souless monster. Hmmm.....considering megacorps, they may have a point...

Why do hydrogenated fat and corn syrup taste so good?

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Post by Alethia on Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:57 am

they do?

I dont do time well......how do you do time?
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:10 am

I have it down pat! (this is the wrong answer game remember, lol)

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