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Post by frmthhrt on Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:27 pm

because spiders are smarter and better armed than we are, and they will beat us if we are bad...

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
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Post by melodiccolor on Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:16 pm

Don't you know they are following you wherever you go?

Why is there always dust?

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Post by Alethia on Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:58 pm

so that the dust mites can use natural resources to create with....
Whats up with the world?
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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:55 pm

Lots of hot air keeps it afloat.

What is stress?

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Post by frmthhrt on Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:09 pm

stress forces introduced by shrinkage as we age

why are clouds fluffy?
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Post by Alethia on Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:41 pm

because they like to imitate fairy floss....

How does a peanut escape unscathed?
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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:08 pm

It hides well under a pillow.

What is the best use for cat fur?

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Post by frmthhrt on Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:14 pm

intensive fuzz therapy

can you hurt a rock's feelings?
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Post by Alethia on Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:16 pm

if its unturned...you might...because it probably feels like your neglecting it....
How many idols do you have?
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Post by Bluedream on Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:21 am

Well...I once had a pantheon of em. Tried to keep em contained but...with extreme idol worship an stuff they began to grow huge egos and commenced to fight among one another about who or what was more important to worship. Finally...one cold winters day...I couldn't take their endless bickering about who was best and their petty guilt trips anymore...so I threw em all out into the cold snow. While climbing on top of each other to try and be more important than the other...they froze into a totem pole...and there they now reside...by the garden. Think I'll grow a flowering vine over em to cover their rather silly frozen materialistic grimaces. Ah...that looks much better...an...I ain't gotta worship em anymores either!


On that happy ending note...can an 'Idol' really [not really!] be eternally happy not being worshipped and being the 'only one' with no competition?
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Post by Alethia on Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:53 pm

Never....idols are meant to be worshipped....you know down on ones knees..kissing the feet...thats all part of it you know...only one problem what if the idol has no feet...what part do you kiss then.... Suspect Well I suppose not all idols have body parts..so lookout what one might be kissing...so you see all these things become part of being eternally happy as an idol...so for all those poor "pantheon of em" that you had bluedream that are now buried in the snow...frozen solid....may I say whatever you do do not resurrect them while I am there because I would feel the need to show worship to the poor critters..we cannot have unhappy idols in my midst......and kissing frozen idols..hmmmmm...well parts of them......(oh my I hope they have feet) would mean frozen lips.....and frozen lips....well....not pleasant....oh I forgot you asked something about being the only one with no competition........oh you meant the idol......well as they say two is better than one....so probably resurrecting two.....might be worth your while.....well not for me if I am the one worshipping it...well at least my frozen mouth wouldnt feel a thing on the second round of "on ones knees, and kissing the feet".....oh well we just have to keep those idols eternally "happy"....(on that "happy" ending note I will go worship myself now...hmmm how on earth do I reach my feet, oh well maybe just on my knees and pray for all those idols you refuse to worship Sad.........hehehe

I wonder how many garden knomes their are in the world?
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Post by melodiccolor on Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:19 pm

That number may never be known for sure as knomes teleport from one yard to the next to visit one another. It is too easy to count the same one twice or even 100,000 times cause they love to visit.

How did the Easter Bunny come to be?

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Post by Bluedream on Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:02 am

I.D.K...but perhaps it may have been an 'Idol" once also and was worshipped into existence. Could happen. I could see that...although...Easter bunnys always scared me...especially hollow chocolate ones! What's hiding in there! Eeeeyoooo!
Clowns, Easter bunny's and baseball mascots may belong to the same cult! Could happen. I could see that. Eeeeyooo! Creepy!
Stay away kids! Don't take that egg! It's not a 'host'!

What's exactly up with him/her handing out chocolate eggs? I mean...kind of yucky...if ya think about it a little. [ha]
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Post by Alethia on Fri Apr 22, 2011 6:15 pm

I am tying to think yucky.....for more than a little and it still doesnt look yucky to me........but seeing this is the wrong answer game..then it must be yucky.....so whats up with im/er handing out chocolate eggs....well I am still trying to see whats up and thats not coming either........so maybe I will wait until im/her hands me some and then I might see whats up.........most likely some big furry ears......"all the better to hear you with".......oh hang on thats the big bad wolf....but then its the wrong answer game.....man I keep forgetting that....or am I remembering cos thats wrong too......whats right, whats wrong....who knows!
The big bad wolf has his ways and means of getting what he wants...how do you go about that?
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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:07 pm

With tons of bluster and fuss.....and tantrums.

Why are snail shells spiralled?

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Post by Nucky on Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:48 pm

Because they like things that go round and round it's like drrrruhrrrrrr ha heh haha rrrruhrrrrrrrrruhrrrrrr! pfff ha hah hahahahaha heh heh Ha!!

You know those dog-human hybrids you see in ads on Gaia and other websites? What sound do they make?

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Post by Alethia on Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:11 pm

It sounds to me like something out of the ordinary....I always wondered what ordinary sounded like.....Is it music to your ears?
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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:09 pm

No....

Why do we love sweet things?

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Post by Alethia on Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:15 pm

Of course sweetness is the spice of life.....and everyone likes a bit of spice to sweeten things up a bit!

If bits of spice entered your sweet reality how much strife would you get into?
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Post by melodiccolor on Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:23 am

A worldful of wars worth. affraid

How did a circle get to be round?

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Post by Alethia on Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:54 am

Square decided it had had enough of being cornered.....

History they say repeats itself......why does history get indigestion?
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Post by Bluedream on Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:11 pm

Oh my...I guess I feel 'wrongly compelled' again....
Well...firstly we must look at history as if it were a scratchy ol 78 rpm record. Occasionally...as can happen with old stuff...it gets stuck in a deep track and repeats itself...over and over. Well...we can 'nudge' it a little to get it out...but if we do we'll end up in another unpredictable era.
Best thing is an experimental probiotic for history digestion that may smooth out all the wrinkles and make it run smoothly...like a stream from past to future. Makes the theory of relativity common place!
Only thing is...cause this is the wrong answer...no-one may believe in these probiotics...thereby making them non existent to non believers. Hmm...
what to do now...better nudge the ol stylus again!

If a probiotic is 'pro'...what is a 'con' biotic?
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Post by Alethia on Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:51 pm

Con biotic is when you have been "conned" into beleiving that "pro's" are a "pick me up" to the human "dysfunctional" chaos that resides in the lower extremitiesof the human body. The bacteria that can reside in these areas can harbour some very deep ingrained grudges that make that 78rpm record "hard" to shift......no nudging, no persuasion will fix this problem...it simply calls for some "very hard" wired repairing....."soft" wiring seems to create all kinds of buckles and bends........but then those "pick me up's" are certainly going to give those hard wired repairs a run for their money.....

Who is running for the money?
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:01 am

Probiotic snails are running for all that pretty money...they sure do move fast!

Why do we need air to breath?

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Post by Bluedream on Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:11 am

Well...because a long, long times ago...yes...before even the 78rpm record... the old 'living stuff' thought they could breathe silt for a good while.
But...they turned into fossils!
So...they tried air...cause it seemed more pure! [so far...stay tuned cause we don't know what may happen yet...]

Hey...could America some how put all their debt on a 0% for 6 month credit card? Hmm....just think....more shopping!
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:13 pm

Well, it does seem it would work. I mean all those commercials extolling that solution can't be wrong, right? All that shopping would need workers to shop for America too, thus reducing unemployment. Hmmmm....maybe you're on to something!

How does the stock market work?

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Post by frmthhrt on Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:38 pm

It doesn't...it's independently wealthy and retired.

We know the speed of light...but what is the speed of dark?
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Post by Alethia on Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:38 am

Its the race against time. And as we know time waits for everybody.

What time is the right time?
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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:32 am

The right time is half past never and into yesterday. We all missed it!

How do we know when our perspective is right?


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Post by Alethia on Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:10 am

we argue till we are blue and green....
blue and green should never be seen unless what colour in between?
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