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Post by Nucky on Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:03 pm

In a car, because it can move pretty fast.

If people go up in their trees when they want to hide away from the world, where do the trees go when they feel this way?

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Post by melodiccolor on Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:39 pm

Deep down under the ground, where they have hidden cities.

Why are gemstones so valued?

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Post by frmthhrt on Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:35 am

because the lower forms of life are fascinated by bright and shiny things...

why don't you ever find unicorn poop at the end of the rainbow?
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Post by frmthhrt on Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:08 pm

hmmm...I thought unicorns and the origin of rainbows and glitter would be a sure winner...but here we are 2 weeks later, and no one knows...
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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:53 pm

Actually you do find the poop; that's where gold in the pot comes from.

How do you tell when you get to the stage where you feel you have enough of everything and want no more?

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Post by frmthhrt on Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:50 pm

with your tongue...

Why would you want no more?
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Post by Nucky on Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:00 am

When you want yes less.

Can God take a dump so big that not even he can flush it down the toilet?

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Post by Alethia on Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:06 am

god has taken so many dumps in his life.........he has it down to a fine art...

If gods speciality is fine arts......what kind of arts would you embrace alongside him?
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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:13 pm

Art Carney.

Why do we wait in lines?

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Post by frmthhrt on Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:41 pm

Because waiting takes time, and time is linear Wink

Why do we wear hats?
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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:02 pm

To sheild ourselves from the thought police.

Exactly what is laughter?

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Post by Alethia on Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:18 pm

It orignated from a travelling medicine mans bag, he discovered it one day quite by accident and the rest is history of course....

History they say repeats itself.........are you repeating history?
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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:00 pm

I am happily nonrepeating it repeatitively....

Why is the sky at sunset sometimes green?

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Post by Alethia on Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:31 pm

Envy drops by occassionally to let himself be known.......what better way to tell the world than to reveal itself in the sky for all too see.....

How many drafts are drafted before a final copy emerges?
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Post by melodiccolor on Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:36 pm

None, because someone closed the door finally. It's nicely weather stripped so no drafts happen.

How is weather stripped?

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Post by Alethia on Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:22 pm

well the seasons play strip jack naked......so its always on the cards and how they fall.............

How high is too high for a person high on drugs?
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Post by frmthhrt on Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:30 pm

To the moon Alice, to the moon!

Is love really the drug I am thinking of?
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Post by Alethia on Wed Jan 26, 2011 11:42 pm

Love is the drug...............what goes on inside that mind of yours is your mind..so I mind my own business............of love...........and business is blooming....mind you I do have lots of roses on hand!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue.......whats green?



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Post by frmthhrt on Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:00 am

money...

Why are diamonds a girl's best friend? (What's wrong with money?)
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Post by Alethia on Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:36 am

Because diamonds are a cut above money.........

They say money is the root of all evil...........what are the stalks of all evil?
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Post by melodiccolor on Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:07 am

legs.....

Where can we find originality in popular entertainment?

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Post by Alethia on Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:44 am

at the drive in theatres.........the yobbos who entertain us before movie time starts in front of the big screen are priceless and original....pity they were not entertaining...

How come they took away our drive in theatre?
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Post by frmthhrt on Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:34 pm

...because people were having too much fun entertaining themselves in their cars, and not watching the subliminal messages in the movies, which were supposed to get them to buy food and drink from the concession stands.

Where do you hang the speaker if you go to the drive in theater on a motorcycle?

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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:12 pm

From the back of your pants waist....

Why is valentine's day so popular?

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Post by Alethia on Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:21 pm

Because people want an excuse to eat chocolate...and smell the roses!!


Do you ever stop to smell the roses?
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Post by melodiccolor on Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:16 pm

No, you know that old saying...a rose by any other name would still smell as stinky.....

Even cabbage roses?

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Post by frmthhrt on Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:21 pm

Even cabbage roses smell fine, but the uneven cabbage roses stink...and they look ragged too.


What is "the book of love"?


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Post by melodiccolor on Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:56 pm

It is contained in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe. It's a part of its saga.

When do you know your computer is too old?

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Post by Nucky on Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:33 pm

When it's no longer interested in having sex with you. (Don't ask.)

What happened to Skeeter? (Why didn't she go on with the other muppet babies into show business?)

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Post by frmthhrt on Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:10 am

Mwahahahahaa freakout


Simple. Witness relocation program.

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