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Post by Nucky on Sat May 09, 2009 4:42 pm

Post some quotes from movies and TV shows that would look funny out of context. Don't reveal the source for maximum impact.

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Post by Nucky on Sat May 09, 2009 11:31 pm

I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.

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Post by Nucky on Mon May 11, 2009 12:59 am

Don't talk shit about Total!

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Post by lula may on Mon May 11, 2009 9:04 pm

"That teat's been dry for a while now, hasn't it?"
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Post by Bluedream on Mon May 11, 2009 9:29 pm

Must have brought down my dirty laundry by mistake....
Well now...I wonder what hells gonna look like?
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Post by lula may on Tue May 12, 2009 5:36 pm

"My name is Judge."
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Post by Reamsie on Thu May 21, 2009 8:47 pm

"You promised you'd visit the penguin the day you got out."

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Post by Nucky on Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:57 pm

Don't think for a minute you're getting off, Tail! You wagging bastard!

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Post by Nucky on Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:09 pm

I fell off my piggy.

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Post by melodiccolor on Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:12 pm

nuckinfutz wrote:I fell off my piggy.

I can't imagine the context such a line would produce. lol!

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Post by Bluedream on Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:25 pm

"I've never really thought of myself as a freak...but I LOVE to freak!"
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Post by Nucky on Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:30 am

Daddy would you like some sausages?

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Post by Harmony on Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:42 am

So baby's got a little back. Hunch, that is. Naah, way too easy.
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Post by Nucky on Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:53 pm

"Didn't you have your umbilical cord removed?"

"It's taped. I taped it there for fun."

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Post by Nucky on Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:47 am

Why do people think I'm a gay fish?

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Post by Nucky on Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:18 am

My penis is on the loose! If you see it, just try to catch it with some cheese.

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Post by Nucky on Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:24 am

A penis is loose in our kitchen!

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Post by Nucky on Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:24 am

Hey, you're not my penis!

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Post by Nucky on Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:31 am

Get an AIDS test, cause you're wife's a dude, faggot!

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Post by adain on Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:47 am

"His name was Robert Paulson."
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Post by Nucky on Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:32 pm

"Oh shit. I forgot to go back to Cuba."

Muttered by myself while playing an online game.

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Post by adain on Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:14 pm

"I'll be health, you can be safety."
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Post by Bluedream on Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:32 pm

"Oh...we've met before...but something tells me your gonna remember me this time."
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Post by Nucky on Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:15 am

Look, I don't want to mess with no reefer addicts, OK?

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Post by Bluedream on Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:43 am

"Well...I see your smoking pot now! I think using psychotropic drugs is a very positive example to set for our daughter."
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Post by Nucky on Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:34 pm

said with thick Scottish accent:

"You're thinkin with your dipstick, Jimmy!"

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Post by Bluedream on Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:56 pm

Arrgh! Frrrrrreeeeedom! [hee!]
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Post by Nucky on Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:59 am

It's all farting and retards!

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Post by Rivershine on Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:35 am

nuckinfutz wrote:It's all farting and retards!

Haha, robot chicken is insane. Very Happy
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Post by Nucky on Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:31 am

I'll order one large pizza . . . with doody on it!

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